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BadJocks Stories From the Week of June 15, 2003
Not This Sh*t Again? Mike "I'll Eat Your Children" Tyson arrested for brawling with two guys in a New York hotel, claims they "menaced" him with an object they picked up something in the lobby. Huh? (Thanks to James Boswell at ProFootballFanatics.com for the link!) Norco, CA Golf Tournament Prostitution Case Goes to Trial - Remember the story from last June about the Hidden Valley Golf Club where cops staked the course out and found hookers "servicing" golfers at various spots around course? Well, the trial is starting and police testified that "naked and scantily clad women enticed male golfers into tents near putting greens." As I recall, there were like 200 golfers and 3 hookers and one of the ladies brought her kid along with her. From the BadJocks Legal Files - Puerto Rican girl claims she didn't make HS cheerleading squad because cheerleading coach, motivated by racial bias, rigged her scores during tryouts. And You Thought Ted Williams Son Was an A-Hole! John C. Unitas Jr., son of the late Baltimore Colts quarterback, is accused of helping to bankrupt the company that bore his father's name. (Thanks to Kurt Crowley for the link and the headline!) Not Shooting for the BAC Rankings - Cops say booze "not likely a contributing factor" in single-car accident involving Anna Kornikova's ex-husband, and Red Wings' center, Sergei Fedorov. (Thanks to Bob Smith from Sports Radio 1130 The Fan in Detroit for the link!) Where Are These Kids Teams Getting All This
Dough? Seems like once a month or so here at BadJocks that we report on a
mom or dad bilking some youth sports team out of tens of thousands of dollars.
Where does it all come from? And why doesn't anyone notice people like this
soccer dad who embezzled more
than $90,000 from an "elite" youth soccer club? (Thanks to Our Good Friend
for the link!) #100!!!!!! A proud milestone for BadJocks! In less than six months we have reported on one hundred different high school coach sex scandals . . . and we couldn't have done it without the help of the fine men--and occasionally woman--who we have entrusted with our young people. Will we hit 200 by the end of the year? Who knows? Who cares! We're just happy with this record and hope that you share our joy on this momentous occasion. Details on #100 - Not your usual guy caught groping a cheerleader under the bleachers. This HS track coach was arrested as part of a massive police prostitution sting operation. He was among 100 men who allegedly called an "escort service" and had women (who were actually cops) come to their hotel rooms. Fight Night at the Little League - Cops say fight started between two players and ended with parents throwing punches. Other players later joined in by kicking one of the parents while he was on the ground. Mascot Madness - Middle school students want to drop "boring" Explorer mascot (an old guy dressed like a Spanish conquistador) in favor of something more unique . . . like a panther. One student put it more bluntly, "You can't have a school mascot because nobody is going to dress up like an explorer." Ouch! Reason to Hate Soccer #1034 - Team manager admits he pulled fire alarm in hotel where opposing team was staying, the night before a big play-off game against his squad. Boozing Coach - HS baseball coach, and former Olympic athlete, arrested for DUI after fatal wreck. BadJocks Update - New Zealand changes
its laws after finding out female coaches can't be charged for having sex
with underage boys. Reason to Hate Soccer #1033 - Tensions were high during this UK soccer game, and afterwards a brawl broke out between the teams. One player was arrested for stabbing an opposing player and was finally sentenced for his crime: only 6 months of house arrest. Can you believe it? (Thanks to Our Good Friend for the link!) US Open "Streaker" Update: GoldenPalace.com, the website that paid the young lady to approach Jim Furyk topless has posted photos of her before she hit the links. WARNING - These photos are not safe for work. (Thanks to Fark.com for the link!) Caning: It's Not Just for Drug Dealers in Foreign Countries Anymore! Father at Little League game arrested for beating his 11-year-old son with a cane in the stands after the boy asked for something to eat at the ballpark. Wrong Place, Wrong Time? Surrrrrre! Coach of HS baseball powerhouse will please not guilty to cocaine charges after cops raid house party. (Thanks to Dolphinhonk for the link!) #99! Former HS coach who led team to
Louisiana state girls basketball championship sentenced to seven years in prison
for sex
with 15-year-old student. According to police, the couple was quite active
having "done it" (as they say on "That 70s Show") "on
school grounds, at school-sponsored events, on bus trips and at a private
residence." Dumbass of the Week - Man tries to steal a framed photo of Reds Hall of Fame catcher Johnny Bench, from their ballpark clubhouse. Cops tackled him before he could get away with it and, as the photo shows, he hit the concrete floor pretty hard for his efforts. The value of the picture? Would you believe only $100? (Thanks to our good friends at TheSmokingGun.com for the story!) #98! HS baseball coach charged with sexually assaulting female student over a "period of time. BadJocks Update: Judge denies new trial in hockey dad's "rink rage" case. (Thanks to Arment24 for the tip!) And This One Time, at Band Camp . . . They Tested Us for Drugs! Members of marching band, school academic teams will also now be randomly tested for drugs just like the jocks. Athletes celebrate decision by getting stoned, drunk, and then kicked off teams. (Okay, I made that last part up, but it sounds like it could happen, right?) And You Thought European Soccer Fans Were A-Holes! After Serbia beat Croatia in the finals of the European Water Polo Championships (which, I'm sure, you were already closely following), Croatian fans started brawling IN THE ARENA and then beat the crap out of some reporters. After seeing this on TV, Serbian fans marched on the Croatian Embassy and bombarded it with rocks and bottles . . . all over a freaking water polo match! And I think some Irish guy got his ass kicked in there somewhere, but who knows. BadJocks US Open Streaker Update - How
about a frontal
shot of the blonde for the curious in the crowd who wanted to see what US
Open Champion Jim Furyk saw when that "streaker" approached him on the
11th green with some roses? (May not be safe for work.) She wasn't really a
streaker though; she has these pasty things on as well as her pants and she has
the name of a website sponsor written on her body. Whatever happened to getting
drunk at a sporting event and running naked just for the thrill of it? Once
again, money has ruined professional sports! The Dark Underbelly of Camel Racing - As fans of camel racing already know, it's a fun, family sport watched all over the world, but particularly n the Middle East. Unfortunately, its popularity has lead to the ugly practice of kidnapping and enslaving young boys from Third World countries to serve as camel jockeys . . . sort of the way NASCAR works. I know, I was as stunned as you are! Will these shocking revelations force ESPN to stop showing the wildly popular "Saturday Night at the Kabul Kamel Raceway?" Will FOX cancel the much anticipated reality show, "When Camel Racers Attack!"? Speak up America! Only you can stop camel jockey slavery! (I'm going to Hell for this story, aren't I?) Corporate Whiners of the Week - Long time corporate whiner Visa, which sponsored last weekend's Belmont Stakes, has lodged a formal protest against several jockeys who sported logos of other sponsors (but not credit card companies, mind you) during the race, even though they got written permission to do it. On the down side, slapping 20 bumper stickers on your horse may have slowed him down just a bit. #96! HS football coach--accused of several counts of criminal sexual conduct--pleads no contest to a lesser charge. She Earns a Gold Medal in My Book - Japan Gymnastic Association upset with Tokyo publishers that printed nude photos of a retired rhythmic gymnastics champion. BadJocks Update: Ohio HS locker room "rape" case now turns out to be first cousin of our old friend "The Shocker." Only these kids called it "The Bandit" but it's still the same prank: anus meet finger. Sounds like the coach who was initially told about it wrote it off as just old fashioned horseplay. Probably not if it was your hinder, eh coach? Baseball Will Do That to You - Normally mild-mannered youth baseball coach gets upset during game, punches umpire in the mouth. Player claims, ``He's always been a cool-tempered guy.'' (Thanks to Arment24 for the link!) You Knew It Was Only a Matter of Time - Australian YMCA's have banned mobile phones from swimming pool locker rooms because of increased fears that people will use some equipped with cameras to take nudie pictures and beam them to friends. Hazing Incident #14 - Although not as popular as HS Coach Sex Scandals, 2003 has been a pretty good year for hazing incidents. Everyone knows about the powder puff hazing incident in the Chicago suburb, and regular visitors will remember the wrestlers in Utah who held down a male cheerleader and shaved his groin with an electric razor. This latest incident, however, has led to rape charges against four boys, although the lawyer for one of the defendants says it was nothing more than locker room roughhousing (Boys will be boys!) and that it was nothing more than a fully clothed goosing of another male. Rape? Goosing? Someone's not telling the truth here. Stay tuned! |
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