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BadJocks Stories From the Week of June 8, 2003
BadJocks Update - Little League mom who is accused of helping her 11-year-old son beat the crap out of a boy who cheered against his team has failed in her attempt to have the charges against her thrown out. Super Bowl Scammer Sentenced - A man who was caught at the Canadian border with more than 200 bogus Super Bowl tickets could go to jail for up to 10 years. (Thanks to chttp://www.profootballfanatics.com for the link!) He's Outta Here! Neuheisel Fired Following Betting Scandal 80's pop star Adam Ant arrested for taking off his clothes at a UK bar; HS seniors continue tradition of streaking on last day of school; and a well-known Iowa civic leader walks into a beauty salon and lets it all hang out. Details at StupidNakedPeopl.com here. The One That Didn't Get Away - Fisherman who was goofing around decides to put small bluegill in his mouth, but the fish didn't get the joke and gets lodged in his throat, nearly killing the guy. Minor League Baseball Teams With Lame Names Brawl - Seven players from the Asheville Tourists and the Augusta Greenjackets were suspended three games each for a bench-clearing brawl last week. Must be hell to try and bat in those green suit jackets. Punishment Fits the Crime? A HS baseball coach was suspended because he failed to take a toy pellet gun away from one of his players. The player later shot other student with it, which--not surprisingly--resulted in a brawl in the school parking lot. When You Gotta Grunt, You Gotta Grunt! Russian tennis star told she was grunting too loud when she hit her shots during match during second round of the DFS Classic. the umpire even stopped the match and told her her moaning was bother players on another court! (Thanks to Neil Kerr for the link!) Anybody got the audio of this? Latest Hazing Incident Leads to Arrest of HS Football Coach, Players - The charges were the result of a seven month investigation into claims that the four seniors attacked a sophomore player and ". . . stripped him, taped him on top a bench, beat his buttocks with hands and objects, inserted a tubular object into his buttocks and an unknown individual placed his anus in the victim's nose." #95! BadJocks is quickly approaching our 100th high school coach sex scandal of the year . . . and we couldn't have done it without the help of a lot of sick men (and woman) out there. Will we get to 100 before July 1? And what will that 100th coach do to earn such a high honor? Will he dress a young girl up in a French maid outfit and make her clean the house? Or will he have sex with her in an empty concession stand during school hours? Or will she simply grope a player in the van on the way home from a meet? The possibilities are endless . . . stay tuned! Oh, and this tennis coach is accused of statutory rape. Meh. Streaker Mania Continues! For the third time in two days we can report on a nude man at a sporting event! Good for us! This time a guy ran naked through a park where a girl's softball tournament was going on. Insert your own joke here. (Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!) He Did What? Man cited for drunk driving after he wrecks speeding golf cart on the highway and knocks himself unconscious. No report yet on his BAC. (Thanks to the ObscureStore.com for the link!) Did Their Victims Play for the Washington Generals? Former Globetrotter, three others charged with defrauding fellow church members with phony investment scam. Huskie Buster-Upper - Washington U football player gets drunk on sorority river cruise, ends up punching out $6000 worth of windows in cars after boat docks. This is most unfortunate for Washington football Coach Rick Neuheisel who had 2 to 1 odds that the player would only break $5000 worth of car windows. (Thanks to Our Good Friend for the link!) Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of . . . Felt? What Would Miss Manners Say? HS boys basketball coach suspended for incident during season where he walked into a locker room where girls team was still changing or showering after a game, told them they had to get out immediately to allow his team in. Also admits it showed poor judgment to shout, "I see London, I see France . . . " |
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