Catholic School Refuses to Talk About Hazing Incident Involving Boys Volleyball Team - The cops were called, a 17-year-old was taken to the hospital for could have been "classified as a possible sex crime", 11 players have been disciplined and a coach removed from the team, but officials at Bishop Alemany High School in Mission Hills, CA refuse to comment on the incident, only saying that it was a "prank that somehow went awry." (KNBC)

Hofstra Assistant Football Coach Accused of Punching Opponent During Post-Game Handshake After Touch Football Game - When they say "touch football" I think they're referring to ALL aspects of the game, including the post-game handshake, a tradition that once again we have to point out has long outlived its usefulness. In this case, an assistant football coach at Hofstra University, Kamal Roy, 27, was participating in touch football league (not associated in any way with the school) that was extremely close and got a little heated at the end. During the post-game handshake one of the players on the other team, Stephen Malone, 57 claims Roy actually punched him and knocked him out, sending him to the hospital. Roy was later charged with third degree assault, a misdemeanor. (Newsday)

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Soccer Goal of the Year? Dumbass Returns Penalty Kick Into Own Team's Net - You have to see this one to believe it. Catch it here.

#78! Cops Say Cheerleading Coach Had Sex With Teen, Fondled 2 Others

#77! Chicago Area HS Basketball Coach Accused of Engaging in a Sex Act With a Female Student, 15, in the Athletic Director's Office in December

Pro Football Player Tasered by Cops at Club After . . . Urinating on the Dance Floor? - Now that's a move you don't see on "Dancing With the Stars!" Whipping out the old fire hose and attempting to relieve yourself while doing the Cha-Cha is likely to get you some low scores from the judges . . . and a tasering from the local cops, especially if you're in Florida, like Kenyatta Jones, 29, Tampa Bay Storm of the AFL. According to police, Jones (who at one time played for the Washington Redskins and later New England Patriots) tried to use the dance floor as a urinal, but was stopped by security, including an off-duty police officer. They tried to escort the 6' 3", 307 lb Jones out, but he allegedly shoved the officer into a wall when he tried to turn and go back in, which resulted in the tasering. (#4 for the year, by the way!) Jones is charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstructing or opposing an officer with violence and trespassing on property . (ABC Action News)

#76! Athletic Trainer/Substitute Teacher Arrested for Sex Four Years Ago With Underage Boy - Yvette Starzyk, 26, a former athletic trainer and substitute teacher at Hinkley High School in Aurora, Colorado was arrested last week and is alleged to have sexually assaulted a then 15 -year-old male student at several off-campus locations back in 2004.

#75! One-Time Creighton University Softball Coach Pleaded Guilty Child Pornography Charges

#74! Cheerleading/Tumbling Coach Arrested on Eight Counts of Sex Offenses Against Three Juvenile Girls 

New Addition to the PeNBA? Former Star Isaiah Rider Arrested for Driving a Stolen Car - According to police, the 37-year-old Rider was driving a car that failed to stop at an intersection about 2:30 a.m. in the city's Skid Row district, and the vehicle later turned out to be stolen. (NBC Sports)

Sacramento Bee Reporter Arrested for Videotaping Young Cheerleaders - His lawyer claims he was doing nothing wrong, but Gilbert Chan, a business reporter at The Bee, was arrested after trying to hide a camera he was using to videotape cheerleaders at a competition at UC Davis and now faces a felony charge of "possessing obscene matter depicting sexual conduct of a person under 18." So, tape of HS cheerleaders in action is now considered kiddie pron? Apparently the organizers of the event keep an eye out for anyone who tapes more than one or two the cheerleading squads. (Sac Bee) Warning: watching the video below could get you arrested!

"Hey Tech Support? Yeah, My Computer's Running Slow, It Could Be All This Child P0rn I Downloaded, But I Doubt It. Can You Help?" - This could be another "BadJock of the Year" finalist? Here's the basics: Rick Korch, 52, the Football Sports Information Director at the University of Miami since 2004, called the school's tech support to have work done on his slow computer. That's when things started to go wrong for him--allgedly. Here's more from the Palm Beach Post: 
Korch provided his user name and password to university technician Alberto Perez, who discovered files in the computer of sexually-explicit material, according to the search warrant. Included in the files was a video of a man having sex with a "prepubescent female" and images revealing "scantily clad females who appeared to be between the ages of 10 and 15 years old in sexual type poses." Under a folder titled "Season Recaps," university technicians found other images of children engaged in sexual conduct.

Married UK Soccer Boss Fighting to Keep Bondage Sex Tape of Him With Mystery Woman Off the Interwebs - Paul Jewell is best known as the manager of the Derby County football (soccer) team. At least, he was best known for that, before the News of the World tabloid posted still images from a homemade sex video he allegedly made with a woman who wasn't his wife. According to the paper, the video goes from simple sex inside the house with silk ties, to slapping and sex toys, before concluding with the adventurous couple romping on the hood of his Mercedes. After initially posting some stills with a humorous commentary, the NOW pulled the story, reportedly after Jewell threatened legal action. Now, the real question is: who has the original of that sex tape and when will it hit the web? (Online Wire)

Like Father, Like Son? Son of NHL Great Patrick Roy Suspended Seven Games From Canadian Minor League For Brawling . . . With Another Goalie? - Goalie fights are rare in hockey, mostly because they have all those thick pads on and it's a long way down the ice to throw a punch at a guy you can barely see. But that, apparently, didn't stop Quebec Remparts goalie Jonathan Roy from decking Chicoutimi Sagueneens counterpart Bobby Nadeau, who wanted nothing to do with the fight. What does proud papa Patrick think of all this? Well, he happens to be the coach of the Remparts and was accused by the league of encouraging his son to fight, so he's been suspended five games as well. Yes, we know that fighting is part of hockey, but it's also an unwritten rule that you only fight with guys who want to fight with you, and it's bad form to pummel someone just for the heck of it. Watch the video below (and yes, it's in French, but you can still tell what's going on.) (ESPN) Thanks to Sean for the tip on the story!

BREAKING BADJOCKS NEWS: Shots Fired Near Tonya Harding's Home; Nancy Kerrigan's Knee Escapes Unhurt - The story from February of 2000 about Harding throwing hubcaps at an ex-boyfriend helped inspire BadJocks.com, but this time it sounds like someone was taking target practice. According to one of her lucky neighbors, "Someone was discharging a gun. I don't know if it was Tonya or several people she had there. It's happened before, and my tenants have also called before. I called the sheriff's office. I wanted someone to talk to her or someone to find out what was going on." Hate to break it to you lady, but when it comes to Tonya, no one knows what's going on. (Seattle Times)

HS Coach Being Investigated for Bringing Beer, Two Girls, to Wrestler's Hotel Room During Tournament - According to Woodbury High School (Minnesota) officials, the 21-year-old as-yet-unnamed coach walked into a St. Paul hotel room full of teenaged boys (there for a state wrestling tournament) with a case of beer under one arm and two girls under the other, and "that he offered to all in the room." What did the boys do? They left the room and came back later, only to find their young assistant coach (and a former wrestler at the school) still there, so they turned him in to authorities, so they would avoid getting in trouble. According to the father of one of the wrestlers, none of the boys drank . . . and, apparently, didn't want to weaken their knees either. (Star Tribune)

#73! Chicago Firefighter/Girls Swimming Coach Charged with Indecent Solicitation of a Child and Criminal Sexual Abuse

Australian Rules Football Captain Suspends Himself for . . . Urinating on Outside of Police Station . . . While a Security Camera Rolls? - Talk about a tough job! Having to suspend yourself for getting drunk and going outside to take a leak, only to find out that the building you're urinating on is a police station and everything you've done is caught on security cameras inside. (Imagine being one of the cops inside watching all of this happen!) Kane Johnson, the captain of the Richmond Tigers Australian rules football team had to tell his teammates over the weekend that he was suspending himself (but still kept his captaincy, of course) following a bender that ended with him being caught urinating on the St Kilda Rd police complex. This week, Johnson announced to his teammates that he had given himself a one-match suspension and $5000 fine for the incident. (News.com.au)