Streaker Picture of the Year? Australian Cricket Star Flattens Naked Man During Match - No, that's not a mannequin being tossed around. That's a male streaker who was dumb enough to get close to batsman Andrew Symonds this week during a match between Australia and India. Unfortunately for the streaker, Symonds spent the summer training with a rugby team and put his new found bashing skills to work, laying a shoulder into the guy and sending him flying, as caught in the picture above. (Daily Mirror) Thanks to Matt C. for the link!

News: HS Baseball Player Arrested With Weed in Car
Bad News: It Was In a Number of Small Bags, Along With a Small Scale
BadJocks.com: He's Still Practicing With the Team, & the Coach Thinks He May Still Play - Don't you just love the way HS coaches and administrators look the other way when star athletes get arrested? The latest case comes to us from Annapolis, Maryland where Arundel High School ace pitcher Tyler Hibbs, 18,  was pulled over for speeding and cops reportedly found 46 grams of marijuana in his car, some of it packaged in small bags, along with a digital scale. Hibbs, who is awaiting word on his scholarship offer from--wait for it!--Florida State University, was charged with possession of marijuana, possession with the intent to distribute and two counts of possession of drug-related paraphernalia. If convicted, Hibbs could get six years in prison . . . but he's still practicing with the team, and according to baseball coach Bernie "I Gotta Win Some Games" Walter, he was "was unsure whether Hibbs would play for the Wildcats this season." Unsure? Yep. According to a school spokesman there is nothing that forbids Hibbs from competing because the alleged offense didn't happen on school grounds and occurred before baseball season started. You know, most high schools have some kind of athletic code of conduct that would suggest that you not sell pot while you're playing sports (must less smoke it) but what do we know? The real question is: will a house arrest tether affect his pitching motion? (The Capital)

HS Gym Teacher Accused of Hitting Student Resigns - A female student claims that coach Michael Dumas hit her on the side of the head after another student "playfully smacked Dumas on his backside." Dumas!

HS Sports Hazing Update: Judge Finds Teen Guilty in Sex-Related Locker Room Incident - Right of passage, you say? Harmless team tradition? Tell it to the judge. In this case, a juvenile court judge in Utah who decided that the 16-year-old football player--who allegedly touched his genitals or buttocks to the faces of younger players who were held down by two other team members--is guilty of forcible sexual abuse and attempted forcible sodomy, both first degree felonies. This decision stems from a 2007 hazing incident at East High School in Salt Lake City. Unfortunately, this does not appear to have been an isolated incident in this trouble kid's life: he's also charged with asking two boys, ages 8 and 11, he was baby-sitting to perform sex acts on him. According to court documents, when the boys wisely refused, the defendant then held a gun to their heads and told them to clean the house. (SL Tribune)

#64! Finalist for HS Coach Sex Scandal of the Year? Thanks for the Memories and the STD, Coach! The coach of traveling softball team was arrested this week for allegedly having sex with player, 17. The case broke open--literally, we think--when the girl's doctor informed her she had a sexually transmitted disease and she thought she may have gotten it from her coach. No way, he reportedly told her, I regularly get tested for that and I'm clean! That should make the parents of the other players on the team feel better. (Sign on San Diego)

#63! A Flashback to a 2007 HS Coach Sex Scandal - We'll count this one a second time because, well, we can do whatever we want and because this former coach was re-arrested this week because he continued to have contact with the victim, a juvenile female who was one of his players when he coached basketball at a middle school. He finished #4 on our list of 2007 HS Coach Sex Scandals. (Thanks to TS for the update!)

HS Hockey Coach Fired After Publication With Player Bios is Published With "Offensive Material" - Kevin Brown will NOT be coaching the boy's hockey team at Lockview High School next season after parents got their hands an the annual team program which contained some player bios that were considered "sexist and homophobic." Examples from the bios include one making a crude reference to a player's desire to "visit pop singer Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch," while another says a team member will "drop his pants for a quick buck." Still another claims he enjoys “some meat between his buns," while another’s says he likes hunting and fishing and warns women that he shares his bed with a huge weapon. It's not clear who wrote the bios, but apparently Brown either did not review the material before it was published or let it go, but either way, the principal let him go this week. (Nova Scotia News)

You're Not Doing It Right: Boy, 14, Knocked Out Cold During Whiffle Ball Game at Snooty Prep School - The McCallie School, founded in 1905, in Chattanooga is recognized as one of the nation's top college preparatory schools. In it's mission statement, McCallie says it believes that "students should become independent thinkers, learning to set and achieve goals and developing a variety of strategies to solve problems." Apparently their idea of creative problem solving includes settling a dispute over a dorm whiffle ball game with the use of fisticuffs. According to police, the game (played with a plastic bat and ball) turned into a verbal argument at the prep school, and that turned into a punch to the head that allegedly knocked out a 14-year-old student. The boy was injured seriously enough to be transported to a local hospital. According to one report, Upper School Head Kenny Sholl cautioned the boys that "even minor scuffles can result in serious injuries, and emphasized the importance of resolving differences in appropriate ways." Now THAT'S advice worth $34,000 a year! (Chattanoogan)

#62! Girls HS Basketball Coach Arrested, Reportedly Involved in Brief Consensual Relationship With Girl, 16

Wesley College Golf Coach Arrested for Incident in Country Club Parking Lot That Ended With Him Being Chased on Foot, Tackled by Cops - No one seems really sure what started all of this, but it ended with a normally mild-mannered college golf coach being tackled by cops as he tried to flee an incident in the parking lot of the Maple Dale Country Club in Delaware. According to cops, the were called to Maple Dale over some kind of parking lot incident and found Rick McCall, 67, a golf pro and coach at Wesley College, in his car trying to leave. Officers asked him to stay in his car while they talked to a witness, but instead McCall allegedly started revving his engine. (That's never a good sign.) Of course, the officer then asked McCall to get out of the car, but instead he made the car lunge at the officer (strike two!) McCall then allegedly took off with the officer’s arm still in the vehicle! Eventually cops got the car stopped, but McCall made one last attempt at freedom by running away, but was tackled by officers a short distance away. The coach now faces charges of felony reckless endangering, felony second-degree assault, resisting arrest, offensive touching, disorderly conduct and reckless driving. (Delaware Online)