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BadJocks Stories From the Weeks of January 13, 2008 Is Your Diet "Idiot Proof?" - Fat Loss 4 Idiots (aka The Idiot Proof Diet) guarantees that you'll lose 9 lbs every 11 days! Get the risk free download here MORE STORIES AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS Packers! Dad Allegedly Upset With Son, 7, Who Won't Wear Green Bay Jersey During Game, Duct Tapes It to Him as Punishment - To bad there's no test you have to take before you have children. Not sure if Matthew Kowald, 36, of Pardeeille, WI would have passed. According to police, during the Packers game Saturday, Kowald got into some kind of dispute with his son about the wearing of a Green Bay jersey and dad allegedly duct taped it to him. Mom claims she was so scared during the incident that she couldn't call the cops (and besides, eh, the game's on!) but waiting until Monday to show them cell phone photos of her boy all wrapped up. (Would it surprise anyone from Wisconsin to know that the little lady also alleges that drinkin' may have played a part in all this, too?) For his part Kowald says it was all done in fun, but mom's got a restraining order against him now. But can he come over Sunday and watch the game against the Giants? (NBC 5) First Hazing Incident of 2008: Freshman HS Basketball Players Claim "Humiliating Initiation" on School Bus - Two frosh b-ball players from Owen Valley High School in tiny Spencer, IN have hired a lawyer to press charges that they were hazed as part of bus trip home from a game recently. According to their lawyer, Bloomington Attorney Betsy Greene, "This is an initiation. That the freshman are going to be got in some fashion. They did involve private areas -- genitals. The precise definition would be criminal deviate conduct." After the alleged bus incident, there was a second attack before basketball practice when one of the victims says two players grabbed him in the locker room while another approached, exposing himself. (WTHR) BADJOCKS EXCLUSIVE: Possible Damning Evidence in the U of West Virginia Shredder-Gate Case Involving Former Football Coach Rich Rodriguez - The University of West Virginia is investigating missing files related to members of its football team. According to sources at the school, sometime between December 16 (when former coach Rich Rodriguez announced he was leaving for the University of Michigan) and January 3, when the Mountaineers returned from their bowl game. We're talking about 7 years worth of player's personal information such as contact information, scholarship money awarded, class attendance records and personal conduct records, much of which was stored--for some stupid reason--in Rodriguez private office. Some say the coach and an assistant were seen shredding documents in his office! DOES BADJOCKS HAVE THE PICTURE THAT MIGHT BLOW THIS THING WIDE OPEN? Click here to find out. UPDATE #2: BadJocks Readers Respond to "The Picture." - As expected, the picture we have (see link above) that appears to be an important clue in the ongoing West Virginia University Shredder-Gate incident prompted an avalanche of emails from readers. Here is just a sampling of what we received:
UPDATE #1: Now the Local Papers Are Going at It - Well, that didn't take long. Yesterday the Charleston Gazette (in the Mountaineer's home state) breaks the Shredder-Gate story. By Tuesday afternoon, the Ann Arbor paper (home to the Wolverines) picks up the story and basically dismisses it as more "sour grapes" by WV fans. And this morning? A guy back at the Gazette is now calling out Jim Carty, the columnist for the Ann Arbor paper, with:
Oh snap! Look out, it's a print media cat fight! BADJOCKS BONUS: Shredder-Gate Movie Titles - You know,
if this thing blows up into a big scandal, Hollywood eventually could make a
movie about. Here are a few suggestions I've come up for the title: #24! Female HS Basketball Coach Arrested for Improper Relationship With One of Her Female Players - This is also our second girl-on-girl HS Coach Sex Scandal of 2008! HS Coach Slaps Freshman Girl Across Her Face, Claims He "Thought She Was Somebody Else" - Coach Charles "Slap Happy" Bentley has been suspended as the coach of the Harding High School (Conn.) boys basketball team after an odd incident where he allegedly slapped a 14-year-old girl who was sitting in a hallway, waiting for some kind of parent-teacher meeting, minding her own business. So far, no reason has been given for the slap-fest, but according to the school, Bentley ". . . said he was wrong and it wouldn't happen again. He said he thought she was somebody else and he knew that wasn't a good excuse." I wish I had a dollar for every time a coach slapped me and said that! (Conn Post) Sometimes the Headlines Just Write Themselves: Coach Cox Catches HS Wrestlers Getting Hummers in Bathroom from Middle School Girl . . . on Hilton Head Island - The fishing doesn't get any easier than this one guys: we've got horny high school jocks, in a bathroom after a match, getting oral sex from an underage middle school girl (likely about 13) that they met--where else?--on MySpace. She allegedly showed up at a wrestling match between Battery Creek High School (South Carolina) and--I'm not making this up!--Hilton Head High, and went to the bathroom with a couple of the grapplers for a little post-game "awards ceremony." That's when--I'm not making this up either!--the wrestling coach, Chad Cox, walks in and catches them in the act! At that point, he tries to get the girl's name and she refuses, until Coach Cox threatens to call the cops. But the fun doesn't stop there: On the bus ride home, the coach hears yet another wrestler brag about getting a hummer from the same girl (making three in all from the team) and when they get back to the school, Cox calls the kid's mom and explains what happened. (How would you like to be on the sending or receiving end of THAT call?) As it turns out, the girl and her guardian don't want to press charges--so the cops aren't getting involved--and so far the school hasn't taken action against any of the boys. How is that possible when the coach caught them, uh, red handed? (Beaufort Gazette) Thanks to long time reader Artie Bigley for another great link! Why Don't You Have a Seat Over Here? Small Town Mayor/Pastor Arrested in Sex Sting, Thought He Was Texting 13-Year-Old Girl For Sex - NOT! - When will these guys learn? Details, plus the story of a female teacher NOT having sex with underage boys, but giving them booze instead, at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily. Say What? Lebron James Lawyer to Court: "Your Honor,
Mr. James Pleads Not Guilty to Those Speeding Charges"
#23! Teacher/Wrestling Coach Arrested for Stalking . . . Two Male Students? - Cops also claim that Richard Naylor, 39, who's also the typing teacher at North Warren High School, also sent both the boys "unwanted gifts" and then hacked into the AOL account of one of the teens to send a "false instant message about breaking up to one of the teen's girlfriend." According to the affidavit for the case, cops claim Naylor sent "a series of unwanted communications" in person or by computer instant messages adding, "The communications continued and became threatening in nature - even after Mr. Naylor was advised by the students, school staff and students' parents to stop." (NJ.com) NY
Post Hires Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like to Go to Game, Distract Cowboys - And
it looks like it just might have worked! Simpson look-a-like Lynsey Nordstrom,
21, dressed in the infamous pink #9 jersey and was paid $500 by the tabloid and
given tickets in the third row behind the Dallas bench as the Giants went on to
win 21-17. (NY
Post) #22! Coach Who Asked Boys to Masturbate in His Office Sentenced to Only 60 Days in Jail #21! "Modified Softball" Coach Accused of Sending Inappropriate Pictures to Girls #20! This is either one guy with four names or two different guys. Either way, Jose Alberto Ahumada-Meza stands accused of inappropriately touching a 12-year-old girl who played on a soccer team he coached. (KPTV). BadJocks.com Back in the News as NCAA Finally Talks About Hazing - Of course, being the NCAA they didn't actually DO anything, but it sounds like they did talk a lot about athlete hazing during a four-hour seminar Thursday on the opening day of their annual convention. And, as usual, BadJocks came up in the discussion as Northwestern University discussed their little incident back in 2006. The result of all this hot air? The NCAA will publish a handbook for members later this year, but hope that administrators will just go ahead and write their own anti-hazing policies when they get back next week . . . because the NCAA doesn't have any. They practically regulate how often scholarship athletes can pee and in front of whom, but they won't go anywhere near hazing. You can read more about what the NCAA is not doing about hazing in this AP story. HS Coach Sex Scandals Continue Torrid Pace in 2008! - Hey, that almost rhymes. We are finding many stories on our own, but we could always use your help in our march to set a new record this year. If you see a story about a naughty coach or gym teacher, drop us an email at BadJocks@Yahoo.com. We also appreciate you keeping an eye on our stats to make sure we don't count someone twice.
#18! Judge Finds Former Coach Guilty of Sexually Abusing Former Student - During the trial, the victim claimed that former assistant football coach Joseph Samuel Ellis e-mailed her nude photographs of himself, then later exposed himself to her and tried to force her to touch his genitals during an after-school visit in his classroom in December 2006. Two New Female Teacher Sex Scandals: One Sorta Looks Like Tonya Harding - I guess, if you squint a little. The ladies seem to have picked up in 2008 right were they left off in 2007. Details and more stories of stupidity at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily. #16! Washington DC Area Teacher/Coach Arrested and Charged With Attempting to Solicit a Minor for Sex Over the Internet. Why don't you just have a seat over here? (Thanks to reader Sean Hogan for the tip on the story!) Acquitted: girls soccer coach acquitted earlier this week of a harassment charge involving a player - Does that mean we should deduct one from the scoreboard? Do You Think The Rocket is Telling the Truth? Columnist Ed Graney Thinks Roger Clemens' Excuses Are Too Hard to Believe - He makes some really good points, such as: The last time we heard anything about baseball players getting B-12 vitamin shots, Rafael Palmeiro was making a fool of himself in front of Congress, insisting he believed it to be the substance injected into him by then-teammate Miguel Tejada. Read the rest of it here.
#14! HS Baseball Coach Pleads Not Guilty To Sex Charges Involving Two 17-Year-Old Girls Sports News From TMZ.com: New Air Jordan's Are Green - Not sure why, but the folks at the celebrity gossip site TMZ keep sending us stories about jocks in the news . . . so we thought we'd link to this one, about the new Nike Air Jordan, "to be made with sustainable materials -- meaning it'll be around the next time MJ decides to unretire." Get the full story, with a pick of the shoe, here. Teen Who Streaked HS Basketball Game Last Month Told He Must Attend "Alternative School" or Be Expelled - Administrators at Parkland High School in PA have just upped the anti for high school sports streakers: got to an "alternative high school" (read that as the one for juvenile delinquents) or be expelled. As you may recall, a 16-year-old junior, known to classmates as ''Fuzzy'' ran across Parkland's gym floor naked--except for a strategically placed sock--back on Dec. 11 as his school's basketball team played Emmaus High School. Most schools will suspend a kid who does that . . . but not Parkland. According to Fuzzy, he was told he must attend an alternate high school UNTIL THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR or be expelled, and believes he is being punished for embarrassing the school. Ya think? (Morning Call) New UK Soccer Hooligan Low: 13 Banned for Attacking Rival Fans . . . Rival HANDICAPPED Fans - UK soccer fans are known for crossing the line of common decency from time-to-time. Okay, actually they do it quite frequently (throwing garden gnomes at police during one brawl) but this offense during a Leeds v. Ipswich match sets a new standard. According to soccer league authorities, during a game last April, fans of the losing Leeds team charged the Ipswich stands as time ran out. Most of the Ipswich fans wisely headed for the exits to avoid the barrage of missiles being fired their way, including "coins, bottles and even a corner flag into the stands." Most of the fans, that is, except for those unfortunate few in wheelchairs right at ground level in the speical handicapped section! According to the Yorkshire Evening Post a video of the incident showed, "Many Ipswich fans . . . running for the exit but those in wheelchairs are forced to stay as the baying mob lined up in front of a just a handful of police officers separating them from the away supporters. One woman had to hide behind her husband's wheelchair for protection and saw a lady, a cut under her eye, numb with fear." No one was seriously injured as a result of the assault, but after a lengthy investigation, 13 Leeds fans have been banned from attending any soccer matches for a total of 45 years for the incident and 6 were given prison sentences. (Football 365) #11! Assistant Softball Coach, 21 Arrested for Sex With Female Student, 14 (Thanks to Chad for the link!) |
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Wrestlers Call Out . . . Britney Spears? - It's a new low, even for professional
wrestling and the WWE. Not one, but five different rasslers want all--or a piece
of--the former pop princess. Are they piling on or just creating a dog pile that
the former Mrs. Federline would love to be part of? Read all about it--and watch
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#19!
First Girl-on-Girl Report for 2008: 
Two
Teens Arrested for Assaulting HS Basketball Coach Who . . . Wouldn't Give Their
Friend/Brother More Playing Time? - In the old days, it was up to a kid's
parents to assault the coach because he or she wasn't getting enough playing
time. Now, it seems, the responsibility to get the coach's attention has fallen
to siblings and/or friends, in this case at Salisbury High School where Tatsman
Stockdale, 18, and Dezmond Stockdale, 16 allegedly surrounded the JV basketball
coach after practice and began yelling at him. They eventually knocked him to
the ground--according to cops--and started kicking and hitting him. Dezmond, who
is also a student at the school, has also been suspended for 10 days. No word on
whether this pair's "assistance" with get their buddy mor PT.
Doubtful, but you never know. (
