#60! Gym Teacher/Weight Training Coach Accused of Sending Sexually Explicit Text Messages to Female Student

Shrinkage! There Was Shrinkage! HS Student Streaks Basketball Game in Wisconsin, Tries to Escape Outside Into 15 Degree Weather - There's some thinking ahead for you! Robert J. Perdue, 18, decided to streak the Antigo High School boys basketball game, wearing only flesh colored briefs and then made his escape into the night . . . in Wausau, Wisconsin where the temperature was only 15 degrees and snowing. Perdue claims it was all a prank, but was charged with disorderly conduct after cops say he didn't stop running when asked by school officials, pushed an associate principal as he ran from the building and then refused to apologize. (Wausau Daily Herald)

#59! Math Teacher/Softball Coach Charged With Sex Assault of a Child

Calling Carl Spackler! Groundskeeper Arrested After Deer Illegally Hunted on U of Georgia Golf Course - Damn varmints! Deer have been know to tear up farmer's fields and golf courses, but we're not sure exactly what's going at a University of Georgia golf course. According to police, a man complained to them that someone was illegally cutting through his property to shoot deer at the UGA golf course. During the investigation, police questioned a groundskeeper for the course and found out that the man had an outstanding probation violation warrant from another county. So, no plastic explosives then? (Online Athens)

#58! Female Softball Coach Re-Arrested for Parole Violation - This is a flashback to a story originally from April 2007, but this is a new arrest. Lauren Kathleen Palmer, the former girl's softball coach at Centennial High School in Boise was out on probation for charges stemming from an incident last year after a local deputy caught her and a HS girl in a local park. He saw two people getting off a blanket outside a vehicle and Palmer was charged with inappropriately touching the girl. The current parole violation stems from various curfew violations and failure to notify her probation officer about a change of address. (Idaho Press) And no, fans of Twin Peaks, that girl's name was LAURA Palmer, not Lauren.

BadJocks "Most Wanted" Alert: Have You Seen This Man? If You Have, Think You Have, or Would Like to, Call the Cops NOW! - Do not try to apprehend him by yourself! His name is Scott Spiezio and he's a utility player for the St. Louis Cardinals. That is, he did play for the Cards until Wednesday, when the team cut him after cops in Irvine, CA issued a six-count warrant for his arrest following a December car crash that allegedly involved drunk driving, excessive vomiting, and using a friend as a punching bag. And we're not just talking about any DUI here: Spiezio's problems began last December 30th, when the police responded to a report of a single-car crash at 12:20 a.m.. At the scene, officers a 2004 BMW that was registered to Spiezio that appeared to have been speeding, cut across several lanes and through oncoming traffic lanes, drove over a curb and crashed into a fence and knocked down a pole, blowing out his front two tires in the process! The driver of the car--assumed to the the MLB star--was seen fleeing the crash site. Cops were able to follow the trail of red chin hair to a neighbor of Spiezio's who told them that the Major Leaguer had arrived home "disheveled" and then vomited in the guy's condo. How did Spiezio allegedly make up for that neighborly faux pa? According to the neighbor, Spiezio attacked him, punching him and throwing him against a wall. He's now charged with driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, driving under the influence with a blood alcohol level of .08 percent or higher (no word in the exact BAC, but he could qualify for the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings), hit-and-run with property damage, assault with a deadly weapon other than a firearm, assault and battery. 
We are asking for you help in bringing Scott Spiezio in: but be warned, he could be armed with a baseball bat, glove and/or multiple baseballs. 
Spiezio stands 6' 2", weights about 200 lbs, throws and/or punches with his right hand, sports a couple of World Series rings and has that creepy red chin "pubic hair" that seems to be popular these days, and goes both ways. We mean he BATS from either side of the plate, not the other thing. 
If you see Scott, or anyone who looks like Scott, or anyone with red chin hair, e-mail us immediately at BadJocks@yahoo.com!  (OC Register)

Roger Clemens Updates: 
- Congress Drafts Letter, Asks Justice Department to Investigate Whether MLB Star Made False Statements to Congress
- Barbeque 'n' Boobs: New report says Clemens often joked about a memorable scene from the now infamous Canseco barbecue, when his wife and Canseco's then-wife, Jessica, compared the results of their breast augmentation surgeries. You mean, she's in her 40's and them things ain't real? Also, wasn't she the one who tried HGH once, but didn't inhale? 

#57! BadJocks First: Debate Teacher/Coach Arrested, 68, (68?) on Charges He Had Sexual Relationship With a Foreign-Exchange Student

#56! Art Teacher /Swim Coach Arrested for Allegedly Sexually Assaulting 15-Year-Old Girl More Than 12 years Ago

#55! Girls Basketball Coach, 51 Accused of Sexually Assaulting Student - Cops say they letters, e-mails, text messages and gifts showing the teacher’s "romantic feelings" for the girl. At the time of this guy's resignation, his team was on a 12 game winning streak.

HS Wrestling Coaches Accused of Spiking Athlete's Drink With . . . Industrial Chemical? - I'm not sure I get the joke here. So, you're a high school coach at a practice and you see the sports drink of one of your wrestlers sitting there and you think "wouldn't it be funny if we took some industrial chemical that's meant to absorb water and put it inside. If the kid drinks it he's likely to get sick and go to jail. If he doesn't drink it . . . then what? Well, if you are a pair of wrestling coaches at Vineland High School, I suppose you'll get the chance to explain your little prank to both the school board AND a judge . . . and maybe they can explain it to us! (Asbury Park Press) Thanks to Charlie for the tip!

Hey NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell: How's That New Personal Conduct Policy Working Out For You and the League? Maybe we can ask Vikings offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie. Oh no, we can't because he was arrested early Sunday morning in his hometown of Miami after an alleged brawl at a strip club. This, after cops had been called out earlier in the evening to watch McKinnie get thrown out of ANOTHER club by a bounce (musta been a big bouncer) and then spitting on another club patron who refused to press charges and the OT took his business to the script club. (KTTC)
Or maybe you could ask the Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Mike Patterson? Oops, sorry there again, Patterson is facing drug possession charges after being arrested in the southern New Jersey after a minor traffic accident when cops found weed in his car. (ESPN)

By Popular Demand: The Naughty Cheerleader Pictures of the Sacramento Kings Dancers - You know, we had a link to these pictures before anyone else (thanks to one of our wonderful readers who found the original photo album) and didn't really think that much of them. We certainly didn't see how these girls--who work professionally scantily clad and are over 21--could really get in trouble for posing scantily clad and pretending to drink in some pictures that were posted online. We were wrong! Apparently the Sacramento Kings owners--who also own a Vegas casino where only good clean gambling goes on--aren't happy with the gals showing off their shapely hinders to the public . . . certainly not for free! So here's one of the pictures from that set and here's a link to the rest of them. Mildly Not Safe For Work!
Enjoy!

UPDATE: Sampson Gone as Indiana Coach; School Gives Him $750,000 and Free Wireless for a Year to Leave.
Bad News: Because of Possible NCAA Violations, Indiana U May Have to Fire New Men's Basketball Coach Kelvin Sampson
Good News: He'll Be Calling Each of You Personally Later Today to Explain What Happened
- As an Indiana native and follower of IU sports, this one is painful to watch. The once proud men's basketball program has gone from firing spoiled brat Bobby Knight, to beleaguered successor Mike Davis, to troubled Kelvin Sampson. While at Oklahoma, an NCAA investigation of Sampson cited the school for more than 550 illegal calls made by him and his staff to 17 different recruits. The allegations at Indiana? Sampson apparently has a speed dial monkey on his back and continues to call away, despite warnings. Geez, how could IU have seen this coming? 
Various media outlets are saying Sampson will be let go today, with more than 5 years on his $7.3 million contract. (Indy Stars) Image at right is adapted from one originally created by BoilerSports.com, and displayed here.

#54! Assistant Girls Basketball Coach at Concord High School (NC) Arrested for Inappropriate Relationship With Two HS Girls, 16 & 17; Apparently Used His MySpace Page to Contact Them