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BadJocks Stories From the Weeks of February 3, 2008 Is Your Diet "Idiot Proof?" - Fat Loss 4 Idiots (aka The Idiot Proof Diet) guarantees that you'll lose 9 lbs every 11 days! Get the risk free download here MORE STORIES AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS BadJocks Update: HS Football Recruit Admits to Scam - In a follow-up to a story be brought you yesterday, it turns out that lineman Kevin Hart of Fernley High School was NOT pranked by someone claiming to be Cal football coach Jeff Tedford offering a fake scholarship after all. It turns out that Hart made the whole thing up, apparently because he had a dream of playing Division I football. In a statement read by a school administrator yesterday, the 6'5" 300 pound lineman apologized to classmates, coaches, fans and even reporters for the stunt, saying "“When I realized that wasn’t going to happen, I made up what I wanted to be reality.” (Las Vegas Sun) See earlier story below Georgia Head Shaving Hazing Update: UGA Responds to My Open Letter . . . Sort Of - Well, it took an entire week, but someone in the President's Office at the University of Georgia finally responded to my open letter regarding head shaving of freshmen on the Bulldog football team and whether that violates the school's tough new anti-hazing policy. Unfortunately, they completely missed the assignment, and even added a little bit of a patronizing tone at the end which we didn't care for, so we sent this response today:
Roger Clemens to Congress: "I Never, Ever, Ever Took
Steroids' #41! Female HS Girls Basketball Coach Accused of Carrying on Affair with Player, 16 - Cops say the coach told police she "chose and targeted" the victim because of the girl's low self-esteem. BREAKING BADJOCK NEWS: New #1 in BadJocks BAC Rankings! - At the end of the 2007 there was great controversy this season over who the real #1 in the BCS Rankings. Not so with the BadJocks BAC Rankings: that's always decided on the field . . . or in the bar, or in the latest case, in a parked car. That's where Roseville, Michigan cops reportedly found former MLB pitcher and Detroit Tigers broadcaster Lary Sorensen over the weekend. He was taken to a hospital where the inebriated Sorensen blew an incredible 0.48% BAC (6 times the legal limit), shattering the old record of 0.365% held since 2004 by a female field hockey player for Frostburg State University. If Lary's name sounds familiar to BadJocks readers, it's because he previously held the distinction of being the only two-time member of the BAC Rankings, with efforts of 0.35% (4th) and 0.24% (tied for 15th), respectively. Just a year ago, the Detroit Free Press ran an article about how Sorensen was finally turning his life around after his 6th DUI conviction in 2004, spending more than a year in prison and eventually starting work at a self-storage facility a mile from his apartment, riding his court-approved electric scooter (20 mph maximum speed) to and from work. Apparently this latest lapse is a parole violation that could send Lary back to the slammer for a long time. (Detroit News) Thanks to Sean Baligian & Matt Dery on WDFN in Detroit for first breaking this story!
Bobby Knight: A Quitter Finally Throws in the Chair - If what is being reported in
the media is to be believed, former Indiana basketball coach Bob "Don't
Call Me Bobby" Knight has now quit Texas Tech because he was
"tired" and because coaching "wasn't fun any more" after
getting his record 900 win just weeks ago. Assuming that there is no terminal
illness that he or his wife is suffering, this is just typical Knight, long a
favorite here at BadJocks. Here's a guy who spent most of his adult life
demanding respect from everyone--including often complete strangers--whether it
was students (remember the "Hey
Knight, what's up?" incident?), secretaries, NCAA tournament officials,
or Puerto Rican security guards and yet never giving it in return. Now, the same
man who would never have tolerated someone quitting on him has quit--in the
middle of the season--on the Texas Tech men's basketball team. Oh sure, the team
is in the capable hands of The General's son, Pat Knight (we'll see how long
that lasts) but who does this to a team for anything other than selfish motives?
It will be interesting to see how Knight adjusts to "life on the
outside," without the shield of respect that is automatically given to most
college coaches. How will he fair in a world where he's just like everyone else?
I guess we'll just have to wait for the next police report to come out . .
. BadJocks Lawsuit Update: Did You Catch the Danica Patrick "Beaver" Commercial
for GoDaddy.com During the Super Bowl? Probably, because they made you jump up
and go look at it online during the game. Here it is in case you missed it. #39! Iowa Middle School Basketball Coach Accused of Videotaping 7th Grade Boys in Shower HS Soccer Coach Arrested After Allegedly Choking Opposing Player During Game - Who says soccer can't be interesting? A HS game between San Ysidro High School and Otay Ranch (California) got a little out of control early in the second half when a Otay Ranch player was flagged for a rough tackle on a San Ysidro. Not apparently satisfied with the call, a San Ysidro coach ran out onto the field and started choking the offending Otay Ranch team. When others ran out on the field to help him, that coach Eduardo Jimenez Arenas, 39, reportedly punched yet another person before the entire thing turned into a brawl involving an estimated 50 players, coaches and fans. So far, Arenas is the only person arrested for his part in the brawl, on suspicion of felony assault and battery charges. (SignOnSanDiego) Just in Time for the Super Bowl: Video of ESPN's Chris Berman
Going Nuts During a Monday Night Football Break - Not sure when this clip was shot (looks like 2000)
but there is no doubt that this is not the most flattering side of the Swami
you've seen. Then again, from other reports we've read, this also doesn't
surprise us. WARNING: Not safe for work LANGUAGE.
HS Girls Basketball Team's Season Cancelled After Teens Caught Attending Party Where Booze Was Served - Parents Upset at Suspensions Say "But It's Not a School Related Activity!" - Students-athletes at Bear River High School in California have to sign a code of conduct contract each year indicating that they will not consume alcohol among other banned behaviors. After allegedly getting caught at a party where alcohol was served and consumed, ten of the 11 players on Bear River’s varsity girls basketball team (the two-time defending Sac-Joaquin Section champions) were suspended for 30 days and as a result, the team will forfeit the remainder of the season. Understandably, you'd think some of the parents would be saddened by the sudden end of the season and the end of a dream, but a few have gone a little bit further than that. Some parents, including Peggy Greven, mother of Heather Greven, a 16-year-old junior with the Lady Bruins, are challenging the suspensions. Why? Said Greven, “The contract I personally signed, as I read it, the code violations for alcohol were to be enforced during a school activity or field trip where she was representing the school. When I signed the contract that’s how I read it to be.” So: boozing away from school is okay, boozing at the prom or during chess club meeting is not? Interesting interpretation of the rules Mrs. Greven, but the school officials are sticking with THEIR interpretation of the contract and your little snowflake and her friends will have to live with the consequences of their actions. (The Union) Thanks to Greg L. for the link! Boozing HS Wrestling Coaches Told to Hit the Showers - If you're going to take your team to an away meet and stay with them in a motel, is it okay to have a drink or two with your dinner? Maybe, but being caught out in the motel parking lot at 4 am by the cops with some open beer cans is probably not okay. Neither is having a cop wake up the head coach to see if any sober adults (who were supposed to chaperoning the wrestlers) were around and finding him passed out in bed with his own vomit on his arm. That's probably not good either, which is what the school board thought when they voted 5-0 this week not to renew the contracts of four coaches on Arcadia High School's wrestling team, Dane Kirian, 47; his son, Adam Kirian, 20; Heath Hill, 27, and Michael Miller, 27. (Toledo Blade) Thanks to Artie Bigley for another great link! #37! Married Soccer Coach Accused of Having Sex With Female Player Over Past 8 Months at His Home, His Jeep Wrangler and "Other Locations Around Hillsborough County" (Thanks to Mike P. for the link!) |
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