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#10. "It's Almost Unfathomable!": Mom Helps HS Cheerleaders Perform Dangerous Highway Stunt on Way to Game Just to Get Booze - First of all, most reasonable parents who heard their kids had something like this would likely ground them for life. But what happens when one of the major participants in what can only be described as one of the stupidest things we've ever heard done is one of the parents herself? Let's take you to Nebraska where Terry Kisling, 47, is allegedly driving a van of Norris High School cheerleaders to a football game in Nebraska City. (Keep in mind this is on Nebraska Highway 2, which is a divided four-lane highway with a speed limit of 65 mph.) An SUV full of guys pulls up next to the van and one of the cheerleaders holds up a sign that says "Beer." The guys indicate they have some, so what does this Mother of the Year finalist do according to police? She inches the van closer to the other vehicle so the guys can hand a beer over to one of the cheerleaders--Kisling's daughter, we're told--who grabs it, takes a drink and then starts to pass it around. (Some girls drank and some did not.) Upon hearing about the incident, Norris High School principal John "Why Me?" Skretta, "To say that we were shocked and taken aback would be an understatement. It's almost unfathomable." Rumors spread about the incident, cops investigated and Kisling was charged with procuring alcohol for minors, contributing to the delinquency of minors and reckless driving. Oh, and the school won't be letting her drive the van to games any time soon. The school would not identify the students involved, but Kisling's daughter, 15-year-old Marie Kisling, was listed Wednesday afternoon on the school's Web site as a varsity cheerleader. That page has since been pulled. (AP) Hat tip to reader Josh Long for the story.

#9. Tattoo Artist Puts Picture of Wiener on Teen's Back Instead of Rival Team Logo - Imagine going into a tattoo parlor and asking the guy to put an Indianapolis Colts logo on your back, and he turns out to be a huge Patriots fan. So instead of the famous horseshoe, he sketches a male member on your back instead . . . and you're stupid enough to walk proudly home with it and show it to your shocked parents. Well something like that happened in Argentina over two soccer teams no one here has ever heard of. Oh, and the kid with the picture of a penis on his back? He's suing the tattoo guy. (Daily India)

#8. Cheerleading Coach on Trial for Hosting Illegal Gambling Event That She Used Proceeds From to Pay Back Parent Who Posted Her Bail - Okay, let's see if we can make sense of this one: Anna Lois Miles, 34, is a cheerleading coach at the Hagerstown Heat All-Stars cheerleading club (Maryland.) Back in 2005, Miles was convicted of writing $24,000 worth of bad checks on the Heat's account in 2003 and 2004, essentially ripping off the parents of her students. As part of her probation, Miles was supposed to pay restitution to the families. She didn't and was promptly thrown back in jail. One of the parents who was ripped off then--for some unknown reason-- loaned Miles $2000 to bail her out of jail. How did Coach Miles decide pay back that loan? By hosting an illegal bingo and tip jar party, where the proceeds were supposed to go to the Heat, but instead some of it went to pay off Miles debts. Ms. Miles is on trial this week after pleading innocent to the charges, which carry maximum penalties totaling five years in prison and $4,000 in fines. One bonus: a conviction in this case also could subject her to additional prison time for violating her earlier probation. (Herald Mail)

#7. Urine a Heap of Trouble, Young Lady! College Volleyball Star Arrested for DUI, Blows .260 % BAC, Then Tries to Urinate on Cops - Wait . . . she did what? Okay, here's the whole story: Roberta Santos, a setter for Florida Gulf Coast University, was pulled over by Naples, FL cops around 11:40 p.m. Wednesday as she was leaving campus. According to them, Santos crossed the center line in her white Chevy Cavalier seven times before officers stopped her, detected the odor of alcohol on her breath and administered field sobriety tests . . . which Santos failed miserably. And here's were it gets interesting: once she knew she was being arrested, Santos started begging the cops to let her go and screamed at them from the back of the patrol car. At the Lee County Sheriff’s Office Santos finally submitted to a breath test and blew an impressive .260 BAC, enough to break the Top Twenty of the BadJocks BAC Rankings. Then, according to police, the junior volleyball star "became very agitated about not being permitted to use the phone" and allegedly decided to get back at the officer by arching her back and trying to urinate on him. Instead, she ended up soaking both herself and the floor with urine. According to reports, Santos remains in Lee County jail on a $750 bond on charges of driving under the influence. (Naples News) Above, Santos team photo, at left, her mug shot after the arrested and attempted peeing.

#6. HS Soccer Player Gets Ejected From Game, Comes Out of Stands Afterwards and Cold Cocks Referee: Did We Mention It Was a Female Soccer Player? - Brittney South, 17 plays for the L.D. Bell High School in Texas and recently receiving a red card violation during a game against South Grand Prairie High School. Shortly thereafter, she was ejected from the game. Not one to let things just fade away, police say that at the end of the game Smith ran out of the stands and punched referee Javier Soliz in the side of the head. Solize decided to press charges and while the cops were talking to Brittney, her father began yelling obscenities at Soliz and when the officer tried to calm him down, Wendell South pushed past the officer and was arrested. Then Brittney lunged for the officer. Both now face misdemeanors in connection with the incident. (Pegasus News)

#5. Drunk Golfer Arrested for DUI in Golf Cart After Leaving Course and Driving Eight Miles! - A Strongsville, Ohio cop was surprised to see a golf cart on the street, clubs and all over the weekend. When he pulled over Jeremy Clary last Saturday evening, the golfer admitted he'd been drinking since he got up at noon and, knowing that he had two prior DUI arrests, thought he'd be better off driving the cart than a car. Where was Clary headed that he couldn't wait until he sobered up? According to the arresting officer, he was in the middle of a round when he decided he need to drive across town (about 8 miles) to "congratulate a friend on his wedding." When he was pulled over, Clary's BAC was twice the legal limit (not nearly enough to make the BadJocks BAC Rankings, but a nice effort) and he will be charged with driving under the influence because a golf cart is still considered a motorized vehicle. (WKYC - Link includes video clip of cop's dashboard camera footage of the arrest.)For Wild College Videos and Other Fun Sites Click Here.

#4. Teen Accuses Tampa Bay Outfielder Elijah Dukes of Impregnating Her; Girl Was Foster Child of His Grandmother's - Let's get this straight: Elijah Dukes' main job is supposed to be playing baseball for the Devil Rays, not trying to emulate former NBA star Shawn Kemp who allegedly fathered seven out-of-wedlock children with six different women. Right now though, if the latest accusations prove true, Dukes will have fathered at least six children with five women between 2003 and 2007, according to court records, and he's only 22! Forget Barry Bonds chasing Hank Aaron's home run record, this will be the one to follow! (FoxSports)

#3. Online Trouble: Paper Claims Facebook Problems for Hawkeyes Not Limited to One or Two Players - Digging deeper into the latest scandal to rock the athletic program at the University of Iowa, their hometown paper, The Iowa Press-Citizen, reviewed the Facebook pages of more than 40 players. Their findings? More than 20 under aged UI football players have photos "appearing to show them engaging alcohol in various ways, from drinking to posing with liquor bottles or beer cans." Additionally, several other players have posted messages to their profiles that "discuss alcohol consumption, racial slurs and other offensive subjects." Of course, this all started when cops arrested sophomores Dominique Douglas and Anthony Bowman this week and pictures from their Facebook pages (right and below) became instant BadJocks Classics. But fans of this site know that this isn't the first time the Hawkeyes have landed on our front page: Just last year we were critical of the school's own internal investigation into what appeared to be hazing pictures from the men's baseball team. (Ironically, these were also discovered after being posted on Facebook.) We felt their ringer of an investigator used some unusual guidelines to somehow come to the conclusion that the pics were NOT hazing, despite clear standards in the school's own anti-hazing policy that appeared to indicate otherwise. Our point? It appears to us the message being sent is that the school isn't serious about the discipline of their student athletes . . . and this latest round of trouble appears to support that conclusion. On the other hand, Iowa seems to have no problem handing out harsh penalties for hazing when it comes to frats: just ask the boys over at the Gamma Nu chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha. Oops, you can't: they're banned from campus until 2009 for giving pledges booze and making them do calisthenics.

#2. New BadJocks Record? 19 Members of the Lehigh Swim Teams Busted at Wild Off-Campus Party; Female Teammate Blows Impressive 0.31% BAC, Shows She Can Swim AND Drink Like a Fish - Reports of a loud party in Bethlehem, PA led police officers to a house on Taylor St. being rented by two members of the Lehigh University Swim Team, Mac S. Tichner, 19, and Darren Podolak, 20, both juniors. Inside, cops found found kegs, bottles of liquor, a beer pong table . . . and 19 members of the team, including one young lady who's not likely to remember much from this wild night. (More on her later.) Cops charged Tichner and Podolak with furnishing alcohol to minors, reckless endangerment and--for good measure--corruption of minors. One of the female participants at the party, Nicole Lorigan had to be taken to St. Luke's Hospital-Fountain Hill after a breath test at the scene showed she was more than three times OVER the legal limit to drive with a blood-alcohol content at more than 0.31 percent! That effort, of course, vaults Lorigan into a tie in the #4 spot on our World Famous BAC Rankings, along with former Tigers broadcaster Lary Sorensen, hockey great Bob Probert, and former UCLA basketball star JaRon Rush. According to our handy BAC Estimator if Ms. Lorigan weighs about 130 lbs, that kind of blood-alcohol content represents the consumption of nearly 11 drinks (equal to about 1 ounce of 100-proof liquor, one five ounce glass of table wine or one 12-ounce bottle of regular beer) in the hour prior to the cops arrive. Not 11 drinks that evening, but 11 drinks in one hour. The real question for University officials, especially in light of the recent cases at Rider U and U of Colorado: was the party also an initiation for new members of the team? There's no way to know for sure . . . unless Lehigh investigates . . . but it is that time of year between when the team is set and the season starts (October 13) and, according to police, all 17 of those arrested, including two 17-year-olds, were cited with underage drinking. Hmm. (Morning Call) Thanks to Jack for the link!