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Top Five Sports Turkeys of 2007 - So many turkeys, so little time. 2007 turned out to be a banner year for sports stupidity and narrowing the list down to five proved difficult, but not impossible.

First, the Honorable Mentions:
- O.J. Simpson – The man barely escapes going to prison for murder ten years ago, then is stupid enough to bring guns with him (allegedly) to reclaim some old cleats and a few rookie cards that used to be in the spokes of some kid’s bike?
- Super Sports Agent Scott Boras – The line between arrogance and stupidity was reportedly crossed so many times during negotiations this fall that, in the confusion, A-Rod almost signed a contract with the Miami Dolphins in a three-way trade to the Celtics for Rickie Williams and a bag of oregano.
- Marion Jones – Like a tainted turkey sandwich, years of denying steroid use allegations are much more painful coming back up. But why does she have to give up her Olympic gold medals and Barry Bonds still has the home run record? Hmm.
- The Owners of the New York Yankees – Their strategy of  “buying a championship” hasn’t work for years, yet it’s former manager Joe Torre’s fault they didn’t win it all in 2007? Open the checkbook a little wider this year, George, that’ll fix everything.

#5. The New York Mets – Not the worst late season baseball collapse ever, but certainly one of the most memorable. With that kind of epic choking, the club should hold Heimlich Maneuver Day at the ballpark.
#4. Knicks Coach Isiah Thomas and the Madison Square Garden – No need for the circus to come to New York this year as the sexual harassment trial against them showed us who the real clowns in pro basketball are.
#3. Barry Bonds – From dazzling heights to crushing depths in less than a year and at a dizzying pace: "Mr. Bulky's Wild Ride" is rumored to become a new ride at Six Flags next year.
#2. The Bowl Championship Series – This charade (instead of a real playoff system) might be seeing its final days after the 2007 college football season where formerly undefeated teams dropped out of the Top Twenty so fast ESPN’s Lee Corso got a tsunami of a nosebleed.
#1. Michael Vick – One of the saddest stories in all of sports, and he couldn’t even stand to have Thanksgiving dinner with his embarrassed family and started jail three weeks early to avoid the holiday prison rush! Ho, ho, no!

BadJocks Meets Reality TV: Former NFL Cheerleader Arrested for Assaulting Pro Fisherman Boyfriend from "The Bachelor" - It's been over two years since we had a big pro football cheerleader story (you remember the story of the Lesbian Sex Bar Brawl, don't you?) so you can understand our excitement about this one. Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Maribel Liliana Delgado aka Mary Delgado was arrested Thanksgiving Eve for battery just hours after appearing with on the ABC reality show, The Bachelor in a special edition called "After the Final Rose." On that show, her long time boyfriend, Byron Velvick, who she met on the show three years ago, announced they were engaged. But the afterglow didn't last long as shortly after midnight, police were called to the couple's Florida home after a report that Delgado had punched her worm-downing fiancé in the mouth. At right, Ms. Delgado's mug shot. According to cops, alcohol may have been involved. (ABC News)

Sports Video of the Week: Auburn Football Player Bitten by Police Dog After Breaking Up Pass in Endzone - In the fourth quarter of this years Iron Bowl, Auburn defender Jerraud Powers was bitten on the left hand by a police dog in  the back of the endzone after breaking up a pass. Was the dog a trained Tide fan or was he just expressing his dislike for white gloves worn after Labor Day? Watch the slow-mo video for yourself below.