Barry Bonds Fails New Drug Test, Blames Unsuspecting Teammate as His Nose Grows Just a Little Bit Longer - Mr. Bulky must be a fan of the TV show COPS. In it, every time the police pull over someone and find drugs in the car, the accused always claims it must below to someone else in the car, an unnamed cousin, or the cops planted it. Bonds apparently pulled the same trick after failing a test for amphetamines last season and originally blamed it on a teammate. The same guy who testified back in 2003 that he ingested liquids and creams given to him by his "trainer" that may have contained steroids--but that he had no idea what was in them--said at the time he failed the test that Mark Sweeney gave him something from his locker that must have had the drugs in them. So, of course, MLB notified Sweeney that he should take those bad things home with him, and never give them to poor, naive teammates like Barry again. Sweeney, of course, denied ever having amphetamines or giving them to Bonds. We can only imagine the conversation that must have happened if Bonds version of the story was true:
Sweeney: Hey Barry, wanna try something?
Bonds: What's in it?
Sweeney: Oh, just natural herbs and spices.
Bonds: You're not trying to give me drugs are you? Because I don't take any drugs. My head swelled this size because I turned 35. It happens to all the men in my family . .. and my grandmamma's feet get--.
Sweeney: Honest Barry, there's nothing illegal in it. Go ahead and try it . . . unless you're chicken. (make clucking noise)
Bonds: I ain't chicken! (takes substance, eats it) See.
Sweeney: Guess you ain't. (Laugh manically and twists the ends of his handlebar mustache) My evil plan is in motion.
Bonds: Say what?
Sweeney: See you on the field Barry.
(ESPN)

Lawsuit Time: Patriots Junior Seau Sued by Two Women, After He Allegedly Told One of Them "Put Your Shirt On, Your T*ts Are Too Small!" - Our friends at TheSmokingGun.com have done it again: this time they have obtained a copy of a lawsuit filed by two women against former San Diego Charger Junior Seau claiming the verbally assaulted them and then threw drinks on them at a San Diego nightspot back in May of 2006. (TheSmokingGun.com) Thanks to Karlson and McKenzie for the tip!

Breaking BadJocks News: Pamela Rogers Pleads Guilty to Sending Naked Pics to Boy - In the latest example of GBH (Guilty, But Hot) former middle school gym teacher Pamela Rogers has pleaded guilty to new charges stemming from her parole violation last spring. As BadJocks readers already know, the hot blonde Rogers pleaded guilty once to having a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy and served but 7 months of an 8 year term before being paroled. As part of her probation, she was to have NO contact with the victim. What did she do? Set up a MySpace page that appeared to be an obvious attempt to reach out to him and his sister and also sent him several sexy videos and still pictures. Well, those little things got her thrown back in jail where she will not only serve the full term of her remaining 8 years, but also two 2-year terms for solicitation of sexual exploitation of a minor. Rogers pleaded guilty to those charges, in exchange for agreeing to drop an appeal of her earlier sentence, she had two additional counts she was facing have been dismissed. Rogers appeared in court in a not-so-hot black and white striped prison jumpsuit, and from the pictures I've seen, the natural brown color of her hair is coming back. On the plus side fellas, she will be available for parole again in 2008. Start writing those prison pen-pal letters today! (The Tennessean)
BONUS: Think Pamela Rogers Turner Was a Fluke? Check out this LENGTHY alphabetical list from World Net Daily of all of the top female teacher/coach sex scandals over the past few years. Includes many interesting pictures. (It's below the lead story.)

Bad Referee Arrested After Pestering 15-Year-Old Girl About Her Feet - A Long Island, NY basketball referee was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after he asked a 15-year-old girl at Cold Spring Harbor High School some "inappropriate questions" about her feet. According to police, Andrew Marks, 44, approached the girl before a boy's basketball game and started asking her about her feet. When the girl walked away, Marks allegedly followed her around the hallways of the school until she was able to notify school security who escorted him out of the building. But this isn't the first time Marks alleged foot fetish has gotten him in trouble: according to 2005 court records, he had approached a girl who was walking her dog, took off one of her shoes and began massaging her foot. And yet, he was still allowed to be a HS referee. (Newsday)

English Women's Rugby Team in Trouble Over "Topless Haka" Pics - Okay, let's first start with a review of what a "haka" is: this tradition came to light during last year's Commonwealth Games when officials wanted to ban the New Zealand rugby team from doing a pre-game ritual based on a Maori war chant. Basically it's bare-chested rhythmic chanting and grunting used to intimidate foes. ( Watch a video clip of it here, if you really want to know more.) Anyway, the latest trouble actually involves the Canterbury women's rugby team in the UK which decided to parody the haka in its 2007 calendar and featured a picture of players doing it dirty and topless . . . with arms and hands strategically positioned, of course. The apparent attempt at humor has now backfired on the gals, as haka experts around the world (okay in NZ) claim that while Maori women might have done the dance, the most certainly would NOT have done it with their hooters exposed. Said the head of New Zealand's Maori Party, "The haka is sacred to us and we do it in the proper way at different times, but if people imitate it then we're fair game to be imitated. I would feel differently if it was a New Zealand women's team - it would be bastardising it in a way." Sounds like this will require several weeks of review on our part. We'll get back to you. (Sydney Morning Herald) Thanks to long time reader Artie Bigley for the link!
BONUS: Order your copy of the calendar to raise money to fight breast cancer here. Slightly Not Safe For Work page, due to large female jocks in various semi-nude--but discreet--poses.

HS Coach Accusing of Hitting Players in Groin Repeatedly With Tennis Balls, Showing Them Porn, More - This might make sense if the guy was a tennis coach (hey, how else are you going to toughen up your players?), but Gregory Lynn Burr, 28, was the basketball coach at The Monument Academy in Colorado. Burr (pictured right) now faces a whopping 39 charges ranging from sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust to child abuse resulting in serious bodily injury. How did he manage to rack up such a fine list of crimes? In addition to the errant tennis balls, he is also accused of showing his players pornography at his home, and dousing team members with water and exposing them to winter weather as they drove down the highway.
Your first thought is probably, "why didn't the athletic director do anything to stop it?" The most likely response is that she didn't want to upset her husband. That's right: the AD at Monument was Burr's wife, Sharalee, who has since been fired by the district along with her husband. As for the shots to the groin, court docs say that in addition to the tennis balls, Burr also used his hand, and occasionally basketballs, to strike players in the nuts, then laughed. One kid estimated some of the players were hit in the groin 30-40 times. As for the porn charges: two players claim that when they spent the night at Burr's home he showed them pictures of nude men with disfigured genitals and nude women with body piercings. Why didn't anyone say anything? According to police, players were told not to tell their parents, and if they did they would be kicked off the team. (Colorado Springs Gazette) Thanks to Steve for the tip!

HS Coach Sex Scandal - Assistant varsity football/boys lacrosse coach charged with several sex crimes in which he is accused of exposing himself to one student in a classroom, sending suggestive computer messages to another and persuading a third to meet him at a park with the promise of alcohol. (Baltimore Sun)

BadJocks Update: WVU Fans Rip Us a New One Over "Defecator" Story - Well it seems we upset some West Virginia fans . . . at least the few that can read. Yesterday we reported that another website, FanBlogs.com, was reporting an incident involving a Mountaineer fan (school mascot, pictured right) at the Gator Bowl (see story below). Without going into details again, lets just say that a Georgia Tech fan claimed he saw a WVU fan relieving himself in the stands where the band had been sitting. The site even claimed to have some pictures. So, who are we to argue with such a great bad fan story? West Virginny fans didn't take kindly to our story and let us know in no uncertain terms how they felt. The came up with all sorts of excuses and explanations, not seen since the tin foil hat crowd first saw the Zapruder film. Here's a sample of what we received:

I have too seen this story making the rounds on the GT and WV fan message boards but I'm yet to see any proof that the man deficated in the seat or that he was a WV fan...our school colors are gold and blue...the man is wearing all black with no indication of which team if any is he a fan of. On top of that if you study the "proof"...No one but one women is even looking at him and she is EATING. This is a bogus story and shame on your site for even playing it off as fact.
Sincerly
Gregory T. Jones

To whom it may concern,
I'm writing this to respectfully ask that you remove the story of the fan (supposedly WVU)(supposedly taking "dump") in the GT band section. In the least amend your story to exclude this person from being referred to a WVU fan. As you can plainly see the person in question is not wearing any WVU gear whatsoever. Please fill free to respond so we may discuss this matter in an open, civilized manor. Thank you for your time. 
McKendree White

At right, an angry WVU fan who protested outside the BadJocks, Inc, Charleston office. Next time, please leave the kids at home, sir!

Hey guys... 
I saw that kid outside the Gator Bowl and he and his intoxicated friends were all GT fans. 
I suggest you remove your story or correct is seeing as you have no proof whatsoever that he is a WVU fan. 
Please try to be a tad responsible when you pubish this stuff. 
Brian Frankenberry

To Whom It May Concern:
Are you a member of a growing number who think because it appears on the net that it is factual? I have yet to see any proof the described incident took place and that the individual was a WVU fan. Here is what I have difficulty with.
1. The photog had his camera when he says he saw the guy with his pants down. NO PIC
2. He saw him drop his "drawers". AGAIN NO PHOTO but he does turn his camera on.
3. The first photo in the series shows a young man seated. ARE HIS PANTS DOWN? No
4. The pic showing him pulling on the waistband of his jeans proves he wears ill-fitting jeans.
5. The photos are in the album of a fictional Ga Tech student.
As you said, you did not verify the story with the police regarding arrests. Why not? You are quite content to put the story out. Says a great deal about your credibility or lack thereof does it not?
Ash Coffee

The story on the front page of your website is a disgrace to all WVU fans and football fans in general. Nowhere is their actual proof the man took a crap in those seats and nowhere is their proof that he was in fact a WVU fan. The people around him are obviously unaware he is defecting seats or they would be staring profusely. Instead they are not looking. Scenes such as these spread like wildfire. People would have noticed. The other thing is this, if an arresting officer came and contacted the man, why were picture not taken of that? There are only 5 pictures of a man with his pants up and do not conclude anything. I wear baggy jeans and constantly have to tug them up around my bony little ass. I ask kindly for you to remove the material and apologize to all WVU fans for false allegations brought against them. Otherwise, I will consider your site a disgrace and do everything I can do downgrade it's name. 
Thank you for your time
JUSTIN RUMER
2004 WVU COMPUTER INGINEERING GRADUATE

Holy Crap! Blog Claims West Virginia Fan Arrested at Gator Bowl for Defecating in Seats Reserved for Georgia Tech Band - I know, I know it's early to be talking about the Bad Jock of the Year for 2007, but after you hear this story, we may want to cut off nominations entirely. According to the site FanBlogs.com, a Georgia Tech fan claims to not only seen this event happen during the recent Gator Bowl, but also took some pictures to prove it. We'll let him tell the story:

At the end of the second quarter, the band was in position on the field, leaving their section empty. I walked to the bottom of the band section to get some panorama shots of the stadium and then returned to my seat. I noticed a West Virginia fan standing in the middle of the Georgia Tech Band seating area, with his pants around his knees. The WVU fan then dropped his drawers and defecated on one of the Georgia Tech band section seats.

That's right folks: in broad daylight a grown man took a dump in front of thousands of onlookers during a football game, just to spite the opposing team. Anyone else thing alcohol MAY have been involved. But the story doesn't end there:

I turned the camera on and snapped the below series of pictures. (Link to pictures.) I went to find a law enforcement officer. The Police Officer was in disbelief that behavior such as this would actually occur. The officer requested that the WVU fan walk up to the portal to discuss the incident. Walking up the stairs was a little too much for the WVU fan as he apparently had imbibed quite a large quantity of alcohol. 
We could hear the WVU fan screaming, 'y'all ain't got no proof I did nothin!' repeatedly as the officer questioned him on the 'leavings' in the seat. The officer motioned for me to bring my camera over and show the pictures to the WVU fan. Well, two things happened as he saw the images. One, he stopped protesting. Two, he vomited down the front of his shirt (always a classy move).

We haven't be able to verify if the WVU fan was indeed arrested and what charges they would pin on him, but he's definitely the "leader in the clubhouse" for 2007.

Bad Sports Broadcaster, Part Duex - Our friends at Deadspin.com are reporting that the mysterious end-of-year disappearance of ESPN's Sean Salisbury from the airwaves may have been solved. They quote sources at another website that reports that an ". . . NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it." Putting two and two together, it seems to imply that Salisbury is the culprit here. We're waiting on official word from the boys in Bristol, but don't count on it. Meanwhile, you have to wonder what Harold Reynolds did to get fired if doing this only got Salisbury suspended?

McKinney North Cheerleaders Update: Parents Say Girls Not So Mean After All, They "Didn't Kill Kennedy" - After a week of being called bullies and mean girls, the cheerleaders from McKinney North High School in Texas have finally talked to the media (not to us, naturally) and are trying to let everyone know that they really aren't that bad after all. The picture at the "Condoms to Go" store? Just a joke that was actually the idea of the store clerk as the girls innocently waited to have their team picture taken. Mouthing off to teachers? Just innocent joking with some of the younger teachers they were friends with. Skipping class? Well, it was ONLY cheerleading class. And the pictures posted on MySpace of them boozing? Well, that one is a little harder to explain: one girl could only muster up the excuse that "80 percent of my school drinks." Party hardy McKinney North! (Dallas Morning News) (mckinny, mckiney)
BONUS: Watch a clip about the girls done last week on Fox News "Hannity and Colmes" show by clicking here.
NOTE TO READERS: Please stop sending us the link to the McKinney North Cheerleader's photo album on Flickr.com. These are NOT the pictures everyone wants to see. We want the ones from the Condoms to Go store and of the kids boozing it up, not some poor girls personal photos of her with her friends. So knock it off!

College Sports Hazing Update: Not Enough Evidence for Criminal Charges in California State University, Dominguez Hills Women's Soccer Case - Police say they got conflicting reports on what happened last August during what has been called a team initiation for the CSUDH women's soccer team and so won't be filing and criminal charges. Former team member Holly Krueger claims she lost her spot on the team when she refused to participate in the heavy drinking and public humiliation portions of the evening. In her report to police, Krueger claimed that she and the other freshmen were taken to the Pier Plaza in Hermosa Beach, forced to participate in a scavenger hunt and were--wait for it--ordered to perform simulated sex acts in front of onlookers. After refusing to participate, Krueger claims other players told her the next day that she had "ruined initiation" and things went downhill from there. On the plus side, CSUDH sees the whole experience as a positive claiming that, "Valuable lessons were learned throughout this process and we appreciate the support of those who patiently stood by us as the situation was investigated, and hope that those who may have rushed to judgment are satisfied with this result as well." That according to Athletics Director Patrick "See No Evil" Guillen. Krueger and her parents are talking with a lawyer to see if other legal options are available to them. (Daily Breeze) Too bad there aren't any pictures from this event . . . or maybe there are?

Mainstream Media Finally Catches Up to BadJocks With the Cheerleader "Condom Pic" Story: Newsweek AND the Today Show Report on the "Fab Five" at McKinney North HS in Texas - We knew this would be a big story when we first reported on it . . . back in October. Then it was just a story about a high school cheerleading coach who thought she was unfairly fired. But that set off an investigation by the McKinney school district that resulted in a 70 page report that outlined a laundry list of offenses committed by five senior cheerleaders at the school. One of whom just happened to be the daughter of the principal. Mouthing off to teachers, skipping school, flipping off a coach, boozing and, oh, the infamous picture of them in their uniforms at a "Condoms to Go" store pretending to pleasure an inflatable penis. Photos that were posted on MySpace. (By the way, has anyone found those? If so, drop us a line at BadJocks@yahoo.com) Reports of the girls practically running the school lead to the initial suspension, then dismissal of both Principal/Mom Linda Theret and assistant Principal Richard Brunner who paid the price for apparently going along. ( Read excerpts from the report in PDF format at the Dallas Morning News here.) That all happened back in December, but suddenly the "big boys" are finding this story of interest, even comparing the "Fab Five" to the cheerleaders in "Bring It On" (one of our favorites) and "Sugar and Spice." At this rate, the mainstream media may start reporting on HS Coach Sex Scandals before the end of the decade!
Newsweek Story
Today Show Video Clip