UK Golf Pro Breaks Windows on Love Rival's Home After Guy Jumped on His Car and Urinated on Hood - Ah Spring! When a young man's fancy turns to love and bizarre acts of violence. For example: golf pro Wayne Tyrie who was arrested after breaking four windows at the home of his girlfriend's former beau. Why did he do that? According to cops, Tyrie told them it was "because he smashed up my car and ****** on it". For his part the other man, Neil McGregor, does admit that he did provoke things just a little bit when he jumped up and down on Tyrie's car outside his home and urinated on top of it, causing around £2,000 damage. The report goes on to say that McGregor was apparently not happy with the way his relationship ended with the woman and that a "series of incidents which followed were reported to police," including threats of violence and reference at one point to use of a shotgun. (Chronicle Live)

Video of Anna Nicole Smith Pregnant, Whacked Out on Mushrooms(?) AND in Clown Makeup - This strange, sad story takes another strange, sad turn. Of course, this would be footage that first aired on Fox News. Watch it, and then tell your all friends--and even some of your many enemies--that  YouGottaSeeThisVideo!

HS Soccer Player Gets Ejected From Game, Comes Out of Stands Afterwards and Cold Cocks Referee: Did We Mention It Was a Female Soccer Player? - Brittney South, 17 plays for the L.D. Bell High School in Texas and recently receiving a red card violation during a game against South Grand Prairie High School. Shortly thereafter, she was ejected from the game. Not one to let things just fade away, police say that at the end of the game Smith ran out of the stands and punched referee Javier Soliz in the side of the head. Solize decided to press charges and while the cops were talking to Brittney, her father began yelling obscenities at Soliz and when the officer tried to calm him down, Wendell South pushed past the officer and was arrested. Then Brittney lunged for the officer. Both now face misdemeanors in connection with the incident. (Pegasus News)
DOUBLE BONUS: Father Arrested for Punching HS Basketball Coach After Game - Dad says the coach verbally abused his son and that the coach pushed him out of the way on his way to the locker room. The coach says the boy had a bad attitude and was reprimanded for it, but he was never verbally abusive and that the dad punched him first. Oh, and it probably didn't help that the team lost the game. (Leader Advertiser)

New HS Coach Sex Scandal - A former girl's basketball coach is accused by a 16-year-old student--and former player on his team--of sending her sexually explicit text messages and making inappropriate comments in front of her and other female students. (KKTV)

Illinois Basketball Player Charged With DUI in Crash, Thought Teammate Was Dead - Early on we had readers who were saying that this would be a huge scandal . . . but all we saw was a couple of kids who wrecked a car on a snowy road. Big deal, right? It is a big deal when you start catching the details of this one. According to cops, the driver, Jamar Smith, drove to his apartment after the crash because--we're not making this up!--he thought the passenger who was still pinned in his car, teammate Brian Carlwell, was dead. According to witnesses, when the heavily damaged vehicle pulled up, she asked Smith if he was okay and reportedly the b-ball star said, "We’re fine… everything’s fine,” and went inside. That same witness claims Smith then came back out with another man at some point and just stood around and neither approached the car or made a call to help their friend and teammate. The witness said that she was the one who finally called for help. Not surprisingly, Smith was charged Tuesday with drunk driving and leaving the scene of an accident. His BAC was listed at .176% more than double the legal limit, but well short of the .23% needed to make the world famous BadJocks BAC Rankings. (Kansas City Star)
BONUS: At Least Six Other Basketball Players May Have Known About Accident!

Sports Video of the Week: Fred Brathwaite of the Calgary Flames makes an amazing save on Kirk Maltby of the Red Wings. Watch it here.

Strip Club Owner Claims: PacMan Jones Punched Stripper, Bit Bouncer and Friend Was Shooter Who Paralyzed Man - A lawyer for NFL star Adam "Pacman" Jones says his client had nothing to do with a strip club shooting in Las Vegas over the weekend and is only considered a witness, not a suspect. On the other hand, Minxx club co-owner Robert Susnar thinks Jones is lying and that the shooter was part of the jock's entourage: "Those guys came in together and left together." Susnar also claims there may be surveillance video that will show Jones and his posse arriving at the club about 4 am and started making trouble. It apparently all began when Jones and his friends tossed hundreds of $1 bills on the stage, an act known in street slang known as "making it rain." When a stripper started to pick up some of the money without his permission, Jones allegedly slammed her head against the stage. Dude! Don't touch the strippers! Security guard Aaron Cudworth jumped in to stop the assault and, according to Susnar, "At that point, Pacman said, 'I'm going to kill you.'" After a brief scuffle inside, the brawl moved outside where a gunman--part of the Jones entourage according to Susnar--opened fire toward the front door of the club, hitting Cudworth, security guard Tom Urbanski and a female customer. Urbanski is paralyzed from the waist down as a result of the shooting. (Las Vegas Review Journal)

UPDATE: New Cincinnati Coach Says Sex Tape Allegations "Need to be Thoroughly Looked At" - Brian Kelly has been on the job at CU less than three months and already he faces a big scandal. According to school officials, they have launched an investigation into allegations made by an anonymous letter that said that four football players and four high school students had sex with a former UC soccer player at a recruiting party and that it was all caught on tape. (Yes, we're still looking for that video for, uh, journalistic research purposes. Yeah, that's it. Anyone want to help us with our research?) Our favorite part of this story is that the school says that while no crimes were committed, NCAA rules may have been violated along with the university code of conduct and possibly regulations involving residence halls. Did someone have a toaster oven in their room? (Cincinnati Enquirer) Thanks to Phil for the update!
EARLIER: Jocks at Center of Sex Tape Scandal at University of Cincinnati - According to an anonymous letter signed "A Concerned Athletic Department Employee", four current football players at UC and four football recruits can be seen in a video at a party engaging in sex with a former UC soccer player. (We're assuming that's a female soccer player, but hey, Cincinnati is pretty close to Kentucky.) This allegation has touched off a university investigation--and a crazed search for the clip. The letter also claims that "alcohol was involved in the 'party,' which took place during a recent football recruiting weekend." The letter, which was sent to university President Nancy Zimpher; Daniel Cummins, the director of Judicial Affairs; and Barbara Rinto, the director of the UC Women's Center, goes on to say that, "Evidently, someone videotaped these sex acts and tapes of the sex session have been distributed around the dormitories. A number of our student-athletes have viewed the tapes and validated the rumor." So far, all a school spokesperson would say is that "The Judicial Affairs office has begun an investigation to determine if the allegations have merit." (Cincinnati Post)

ESPN: Five Women "Concerned" About Former Announcer Harold Reynolds - Our friends at TheSmokingGun.com have found a response from the sports network to a breach of contract complaint filed by Reynolds, 46. In it, the cable sports network claims that it can produce "five young women" who have raised concerns about "sexual misconduct" by the former Major League star. Read all the naughty details here.

GOAL! USC Goalie Drops Pants, Slaps His Butt & Rides Hockey Stick Like a Pony During Game at BYU - University of Southern California goalie Mickey Meyer may have made college hockey history Saturday. Not for a shutout or spectacular save to win the game. No, Meyers will be remembered as the goalie who dropped his pants, rode his stick like a horse, mooned the Mormon crowd and slapped his butt like a cowboy during a game against Brigham Young University. Meyers claims he did it in protest of the poor officiating at the game (which USC lost 6-4) and occurred while play was stopped and referees were trying to sort out a myriad of penalties in the third period. Funny? A local cop in the crowd didn't think so and Meyers was not only ejected he was also ticketed for public lewdness, a misdemeanor. (KSL) Anybody seen video of this incident?

HS Football Coach Resigns After Accusations From Two Female Students - The girls claim that inappropriate things reportedly occurred at the coach's home while the students were babysitting. (Lake Sun Leader)

Indianapolis Colts Troubles: One Arrested for DUI, Another Kicked Out of Girls HS Basketball Game - It's been less than a month since the "good guys" (The Indianapolis Colts) won the Super Bowl and already they're doing their best to act like jerks in public. Running back Dominic "One for The" Rhodes faces a drunken-driving charge after Indiana state troopers pulled him over about 3 a.m. Tuesday driving 81 in a 55-mph zone on Interstate 65 in Indianapolis’ far northwest side. One report said his BAC was just over the legal limit at .09% which will still get you a DUI, but isn't anywhere near making the Top 20 on the BadJocks BAC Rankings (you need at least a .23% to make the list Dom). Also making news is tight end Dallas Clark who was kicked out of an Iowa high school girls basketball game after making “inappropriate” comments to a referee officiating the game, according to school officials. (Ft. Wayne Journal Gazette)

Hazing Update: Student Paper Says Sacramento State Women's Soccer Team to Forfeit One Game, Possibly Entire Season Over Alleged Hazing Pictures - Our favorite part of the story is the claim by one player who spoke anonymously and claimed that the school failed to properly educate players on what constituted hazing. "(They) just said, 'Don't do it. Don't do anything near it,'" she said. "I think we've learned a lesson. We're never going to do anything close to it again, because we don't want any of our games taken away or even a season, if it comes down to that." (State Hornet)

It's Party Time in the Big Sky Country! Wyoming State Senate Defeats Anti-Hazing Bill - Pull out your paddles and have the freshman grab their ankles, boys! Hazing is still legal in Wyoming after one state senator (probably a former Greek) decided that the state "didn't need to do this” and talked the rest of that august body into voting against a bill that would have made hazing illegal in that state. This happened after it sailed the through the House with little resistance. (Laramie Boomerang)

UPDATE: Cops Think Falcon's Babineaux Beat Pit Bull Mix to Death - According Jonathan Babineaux's girlfriend (earlier reports said it was his wife) the two argued at their home Sunday evening before she went to the movies. When she returned, 24-year-old Blair Anderson told police that she found the year-and-a-half hold dog named--we're not making this up!--Kilo in "severe physical distress." When Babineaux met with officers at the animal hospital, he claimed was not responsible for the dog's death, but cops found that his account of the evening were "inconsistent with the information of the dog's injuries" and so they arrested his ass. (Times Dispatch)
EARLIER: Falcon's Jonathan Babineaux's Dog is Dead and Now He's in Jail - The Atlanta Falcons defensive tackle was arrested over the weekend on animal cruelty charges. According to published reports, Babineaux's girlfriend took the family dog to an animal emergency center less than three miles from their home but workers could not save the pet. Guess that's what you get for finishing third--AGAIN!--at the Westminster Dog Show. (11 Alive)

BUSTED! Community College in Trouble for Giving Athletic Scholarships to 67-Year-Old Disabled Granny Who Somehow Lettered in Three Sports - We're not going to pretend we understand all the chaos that's going on at Bishop State Community College in Alabama. State investigators have pretty much thrown their hands up in frustration after trying to figure out where all the money went. One example: a man who was paid to attend and teach the same class. But that pales in comparison to the still developing story of the 67-year-old disabled grandmother of an employee (since charged with a crime) who received not one, but THREE athletic scholarships to play sports at Bishop State . . . and just months before she died. According to school records, she lead the women's basketball team in scoring last year, was a catcher and cleanup hitter on the softball team and threw the shot put for the MEN'S track team. What a trooper! Not only did she have the will to go back to school at that age, but she also was in good enough physical condition to play junior college level sports against athletes nearly 50 years younger. No wonder her heart finally gave out! Our hats are off to you Granny! (AL.com) Thanks to Ben L. for the great link!

Male Streaker Wows Crowd at Minnesota HS Hockey Game, Appears Not to be Concerned About Shrinkage - No, he didn't run out onto the ice (now THAT would have been something to see) but a naked teenager did manage to get away with streaking during a high school hockey game in Minnesota between Minnetonka and Hopkins. According to reports, the youth "dashed around the upper-level running/walking concourse above the Pagel ice rink in Minnetonka, shocking some and delighting others in attendance." Security guards started approaching from either side and it looked like the kid was caught, but he managed to push open an emergency exit just enough to slip out. Oh yeah, Minnetonka won 5-2. (Star Tribune)

Scammed Again: Another Youth Coach Caught in Online Sting - Next year, this should be a category on the scoreboard: youth sports coaches who get caught in one of these Internet sting operations. The latest victim was a former Chino Hills (California) youth basketball coach arrested in January on suspicion of distributing lewd material to a minor. He chatted online over the course of an entire month with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl. NOT! (Daily Bulletin)

New BadJocks Record? USC Freshman QB on Campus Only One Month--Hasn't Even Practiced Yet--Already Arrested for Drunkenness, Failure to Stop on Police Command - "And in the first round of the NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals take quarterback Stephen Garcia of the University of South Carolina." (Myrtle Beach Online)

Seen the Highlights of the 2007 NBA All-Star Game Slam Dunk Contest? - Watch the video here.

Las Vegas Wants Its Own NBA Team? Don't They Have Enough Crime There Already? According to police, between 12 p.m. Thursday and early Monday morning, more than 362 people were arrested on a variety of charges, starting with a woman who decided to fire a gun into the air several times out front of the Bellagio casino. (Las Vegas Now)

WTF? Britney Spears Shaved Her Head? Wow . . . that's going to help with the custody battle with K-Fed. Watch the video clip from her recent stint at a tattoo parlor here.

The First Rule of HS Football Team Fight Club: No Talking About HS Football Team Fight Club - A group of former high school football players from Murrieta High in southern California has been arrested for not only allegedly forming a fight club where they openly brawled in public parks, but that they then used those same skills to beat people up at house parties and later return to burglarize the property. The list of charges is long, but at least one member of the FC faces charges of burglary, possession of stolen property, arson, conspiracy to commit a home intrusion robbery, auto theft, possession of a controlled substance, felony assault, participation in a criminal street gang and committing a crime while out on bail. Now THAT'S a team player! (OC Register)

Hey We Made the Papers Again! - BadJocks Publisher Bob Reno is quoted in an article in the Sacramento Bee about school officials at Sacramento State University who are interviewing members of the women's soccer team after Internet photos surfaced from a recent team party.

UNC Student Publicly Humiliates Cheating Girlfriend on Valentines Day - Rather than take the traditional route and just break up with his allegedly cheating girlfriend via text message, a North Carolina college student hired an a cappella group and invited all his friends to the biggest open space on campus to publicly humiliate her. It's the clip everyone will be talking about later today, so you know YouGottaSeeThisVideo!

HS Football Player Arrested After Kicking Teammate in Groin During Practice - The victim's father said that the alleged attacker, Lance Dunbar, 17, a first-team All-District 5-5A running back in Texas, was "staring down" his son all week at school before the incident took place. According to police during a three-way drill without pads, Dunbar kicked the 16-year-old in the groin. When he couldn't stand, teammates took him to a team trainer who pretty much told him to walk it off and the school didn't launch an investigation. Later, when the boy was still in pain from the attack, his parents took him to the emergency room where he was treated and filled out a police report. Dunbar now faces one count of assault with bodily injury, which carries a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $4,000 fine. (KRIS-TV)

New HS Coach Scandal - Female girls basketball coach accused of having an improper relationship between an educator and a student. The alleged victim was a 15-year-old girl. (Houston Chronicle)

Final "Human Piñata" Update: Charges Dropped Against Last Student - The long and sorted case against the athletes and coaches on the Flower Mound High School wrestling ends in a whimper with charges being dropped against the last boy to face charges. (Houston Chronicle)