Hermaphrodite "Cheerleader" Tricks Young Men Into Thinking She's a Supermodel - We know, that's hard to believe looking at the mug shot at right, but some guy's beer goggles are pretty weak. Back in the 1990s, Storme Shannon Aerison, who was born as Charles Daugherty, managed to enroll at Coronado High School in Colorado Springs claimed to be 17, and then made the all-girl cheerleading squad. At that time, he/she used the name Cheyen Weatherly and was actually 26. He/she cheered at two pep rallies before being discovered as a fraud and arrested for criminal impersonation and third-degree forgery. Storme, now 42--who was born with both male and female genitalia--was sentenced to two years probation and stayed out of the limelight until the past few years when he/she allegedly bilked a Colorado woman out of $15,000 by posing as a supermodel and inviting the woman's son for a photo shoot in Tahiti. More recently, he/she also managed to trick an Air Force cadet, a Colorado State University student and a West Point cadet to take him/her a photo shoot in Hawaii, under the name Christy Gabriel. Once there, Storme used their personal information to open a checking account and a Federal Express account and to order a telephone line. He/she has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity to charges of theft, fraud and jumping bail. (The Denver Channel) 
BONUS: Fans of this site will remember the case of the "Middle-Aged Transvestite Cheerleader/Paperboy" who was arrested for trying to kidnap a real high school cheerleader. He didn't look very good in a pleated skirt either.

What a Dick! Andy Gets Thrown Off The Jimmy Kimmel Show - Video of "Comedian" Andy Dick getting too touchy feely with Ivanka Trump during The Jimmy Kimmel Show. Plus: For all of you Star Trek and Monty Python fans, we present to you Star Trek and the Holy Grail. Too good to pass up. Tell your friends, YouGottaSeeThisVideo.

Man Arrested for Skiing Naked, Pleasuring Himself on Lift - Nudity and sports seem to being going hand-in-hand more lately . . . but usually not literally. Today's story comes to us from the Stratton Mountain Resort in Vermont where an Albany, NY man was spotted by other skiers sitting in a lift gondola naked and playing with himself. 46-year-old William N. Barrett III was arrested and charged with one felony count of lewd and lascivious conduct and a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession. Apparently by the time cops arrived to investigate Barrett had put his clothes back on, but in one pocket was a pouch that contained a little pot. (Times Argus)

Police: Indiana Pacers Involved in Bar Brawl - They're denying it, but police say that three Indiana Pacers, guard Jamaal Tinsley and teammates Marquis Daniels and Keith McLeod, were involved in a fight with a bar manager early Tuesday morning. In a strange turn of events, the Pacers were at the 8 Seconds Saloon to help the Colts celebrate their Super Bowl victory. Around 2 am, the bar manager thought he saw someone attempting to steal coats from the coach check room. When he went to stop that person, the manager claims he was attacked by Tinsley, Daniels and another man they took turns punching him in the face and head. How bad was he beaten? The victim claims that he might have a broken jaw and severed ear lobe. Ouch! He also claims that Tinsley threatened to kill him, saying "I guess you don't know who I am. I will ******' kill you," and then Tinsley struck him with a closed fist on the left side of his head. It's not the first time this season Tinsley has been in trouble in a bar: he was at a strip club with then-Pacers teammate Stephen Jackson in October when a fight broke out during which Jackson fired a gun into the air several times before he was hit by a car. (Salt Lake Tribune)

HS Coach Sex Scandal of the Year? Sex In the Storage Closet - What's the best way for a HS coach to pick up an underage girl? a) candy and flowers, b) sexually suggestive text messages, or c) strike up a conversation about all those teachers in the news having sex with students? If you said "c" then you might have something in common with Shawn Trotter, 34, a teacher and freshmen girls basketball coach at South Fork High School in Florida. Trotter was arrested this week and charged with three counts of sexual activity with a 16-year-old student. According to the victim, back on on Jan. 18, she and Trotter hung out after class alone, and her teacher talked about media reports (BadJocks, eh?) of teachers getting into trouble for having sex with students. According to the sheriff's report, Trotter then asked her if she "wanted to do that." Apparently not the sharpest pencil in the box, the girl didn't understand what he meant, so he allegedly took her by the hand and led her to a storage closet, where they had sex. On several different occasions. After the second time, the girl claims, Trotter told her what they had done was wrong and that he could get fired and/or go to jail and promised he wouldn't do it ever again. EVER. But they did it again on Jan. 29. Though he denied the affair when police questioned him last week, police found security video on each day that the encounters occurred and found images of the two heading into Trotter's classroom alone. On top of that--and here's where it gets a little disgusting--a detective used a special light to examine the floor of the storage closet, which had several stains that appeared to be "biological fluids." (Palm Beach Post) At right, Shawn Trotter's mug shot.

Swimming Coach Accused of Assaulting Swimmer With . . . Bouy? - We've seen a lot of strange things at BadJocks, but we don't often feature swimming coaches . . . there must be something calming about the sport. Anyway, Liz Hastings, the swimming coach at Strongsville High School in Ohio is under investigation after she was accused of assaulting one of her swimmers. According to witnesses, Hastings lost control and threw a pool cone or buoy at a female team member, and managed to hit her in the head while she was swimming. (NewsNet5)

Ham Sandwich Sends Morgan State University Men's Basketball Coach Into Rage - They had just lost a close game and the bus was on its way home when Morgan State's basketball team stopped in tiny Farmville at Mulligan's restaurant for some sandwiches. The coach, Todd Bozeman, wanted 52 Philly steak or chicken sandwiches. The small restaurant wanted to comply, but would have to fill in some of the orders with some ham and turkey sandwiches instead. An assistant coach said that would be okay, but according to police, when Bozeman came in to pay he flipped out and grabbed one of the female managers, shouting, "I ain't scared of you country bumpkins. I want my . . . money back!" The cops were called, but the MSU team bus had pulled away by the time they arrived, but assistant manager Stephanie Shreck then swore out a warrant against Bozeman anyway. All over some ham sandwiches. Anger management anyone? (Times Dispatch) Thanks to BMT for the link!

Middle School Girls B-Ball Coach Caught Sending Sexually Suggestive Text Messages to . . . Sixth Grader? - This girl was text messaging someone in class back in January and the teacher confiscated her cell phone and found out the messages were coming from the girls basketball coach. Those crazy middle schoolers! (Charleston Daily Mail)

BadJocks Update: Cheerleading Coach/Principal's Wife Back in Jail After Contacting Victim - Shades of Pamela Rogers? Former cheerleading coach Carrie McCandless spent the weekend in jail after allegedly calling the 17-year-old boy she's accused of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with, which violated the terms of her original bail. It was also revealed this week that her lawyer is seeking to discredit  the main witness in the case, the boy himself, or more specifically the original statement he made to police. Defense attorney M. Trent Trani claims the police lied to the boy to coerced him into admitting the affair, telling him McCandless had already admitted to it and that another witness had seen the two in the act. Neither of which were true at the time. But, all of this does give us some new pictures of the hot blonde McCandless. She looks so sad . . . and a little bit like Drew Barrymore. (Rocky Mountain News)

Soccer Insanity! On the Day Football is Super in the USA, International Football Takes a Turn for the Worse
Soccer Streaker Alert: Local Fans Say Young Man "Suffering as a Result of January's Chilly Weather" - In the immortal words of Seinfeld's George Costanza, "Shrinkage! There was shrinkage!" A 24-year-old UK soccer fan has not only been banned for a year from games, but he also apparently didn't impress the crowd with his exposed package. Usually streakers are greeted with cheers during games in the UK, but this guy apparently picked the wrong time to run on the field. And, not only did the fans jeer him, they also made disparaging remarks about his manhood. According to one fan, the young man, who has not been named by police, seemed to be "suffering as a result of January's chilly weather." Cold, dawg, cold. (R&T Times)
Soccer Fans Riot, Italy Bans Games - After a policeman passed away during a game between Catania and Palermo over the weekend, Italy took the unusual--but not surprising move to most bored Americans--and suspended all of the country's international and domestic soccer matches. According to police, the officer had an explosive device thrown in his car by one of hundreds of rioting fans. In total, more than 100 people were wounded in clashes between officers and fans as some hooded hooligans hurled fireworks and attacked officers with metal bars. In alls 29 fans were arrested or detained. (ABC News)
Soccer Coach Apologies for Stripping During Game in Protest of . . . Bad Officiating? - Ref making bad calls? Not protecting your players from being manhandled by the opposing team? What do you do? Well, if you're Manuel Jose and you coach in Ahli's Egyptian League you take off your jacket and then your shirt in protest, because, well that's the way things are done in your home country of Portugal. Wait, what? Unfortunately, in Muslim-dominated Egypt, exposed man-boobs don't go over so well. In a statement Sunday, Jose apologized for his actions adding, “I completely disregarded the fact that I’m working in a country where such values are of more significance than my own." (FilBalad) Thanks to Fark.com for the tip!

Video Clip of the Day: Young Peyton Manning Dancing the Tango! - Super Bowl MVP and Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning admitted that the most pressure he ever faced was not on the football field but in eighth grade when he took a musical theater class and had to publicly dance the tango with a female classmate. Plus: a guy freaks out at the office. Tell your friends, YouGottaSeeThisVideo!

Busted! Girls HS Soccer Coach Arrested as Part of Sting Operation - Apparently this guy responded to an undercover cop online who claimed to be a mother who needed a man to teach her young daughters about sex. (WCAV)
More HS Coach Sex Scandals - Boys basketball coach accused of committing simple assault by grabbing the hand of a female student placing it on his genitals, causing her bodily injury. (Clarion Ledger)
Take His Phone Away - HS basketball coach arrested after inappropriate text messages were found on one of the team player's cell phones. The player was an 11-year-old girl. (WVVA)