Female Memphis Grizzlies Fan Arrested for Flashing Jumbotron - Technically, I guess Stephanie Simpson, 35, was arrested for flashing THE FANS who were watching the Jumbotron TV during the Grizzlies game, but you knew what we meant, This young woman apparently took advantage of the roving TV cameras at the arena and when one focused on her, Simpson quickly lifted up shirt and bra and gave the fans a show. Here's a video report of the incident:

Florida Volunteer Coaches Now Wearing ID Badges - Some cities now require volunteer coaches to wear photo identification badges that confirm they have cleared a criminal background check. (Sun Sentinal)

More Humiliation for North Carolina Football Team: Three Drunken Players Sexually Assaulted by Two Fat Girls and Their Knife Wielding Boyfriend - Must have been a difficult 911 call for one of three Tarheel football players to make: after visiting several local bars, they took home with then two young ladies and their male friend. According to police, very soon things started getting frisky with the young ladies, Tnika Monta Washington, 29, and Monique Jenice Taylor, 28, but somehow that turned sour. But before they could leave the man, Michael Troy Lewis, 32 allegedly stood before them, naked, with a knife in his hands. He held the knife to one of the players necks and allegedly started to fondle him. When the player resisted, Lewis reportedly told him that "he needed to chill out." When police did show up, they found two of the players in their boxer shorts bound with tape. But the story doesn't end there: Mr. Lewis is also accused of taking $100 from two wallets and attempting to remove $3,000 worth of computer and entertainment equipment. Oh, and apparently, he didn't go quietly: Mr. Lewis is also accused of "biting a police officer in the groin and pushing him down stairs to elude arrest." (News Observer)

She's Back! Female Golfer Releases Slutty Calendar Again This Year! - Professional golfer Sophie Sandolo is back with yet another risqué calendar . . . and this time they contacted us directly about it. At right is one of the pictures from the calendar entitled "Golf Karate." Each of the pictures has something to do with golf and an Olympic sport . . . don't ask us why. Not sure how hot this chick is in real life, but she takes some interesting pictures. (Warning: some may not be safe for work!) Here's the full text of the e-mail they sent:

Hi,

I write you to this e mail for announced my new calendar….2008. This year I have decided to promote the golf for the Olympic Games. I join you the press release in exclusivity for you….
The calendar is now available 
Sophie Sandolo
contactsophie@free.fr
www.sophiesandolo.it

New Record: NHL Hands Out 30 Game Ban to New York Islanders forward Chris Simon After Skate Stomping Incident - Guess who held the old record? Yep, Chris Simon who was just games off the old 25 game suspension when he purposely stomped on another player's foot with skate . . . and this while the guy was already flat on his back on the ice! (AP)

Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There . . . Golf Coach/Teacher Arrested as Part of Internet Sting Operation, Thought Cop Was 13-Year-Old Girl - Chris Hansen from NBC's Dateline show has practically made a career out of doing those "to catch a predator" segments, which always seem to end with him coming out of hiding as an adult male shows up at the home of what he thinks is an underage girl, but instead is a house filled with network cameras. James Randy Gatlin, 58, a golf coach and teacher at the Sheridan School District in Benton, Arkansas didn't make it to prime time, but allegedly he did fall for the same scam, thinking he was exposing himself via web cam to a 13-year-old girl, but instead it was a fat old male cop. Bummer. He's been arrested and charged with sexual indecency with a child. (Benton Courier)

Ou, La, La! Naked Pictures and Video of French Olympic Swimmer Allegedly Released to Internet by Italian Ex - That'll teach you to mess with Italy! Apparently, Laure Manaudou of France, who is the Olympic and world 400m world champion, recently broke up with Italian swimmer Luca Marin . . . but not before he took a number of topless and naked pictures of her. Now that they are no longer a couple, those photos have made their way online and everyone is blaming Marin. He denies it, of course, but that won't stop everyone for searching for them today. (News.com.au)

Middle School Coach Accused of X-Rated X-Mas Display Crime Spree - Kids messing with Christmas displays? It happens. Adults messing with other people's Christmas displays? Less likely, but you still hear about it. But a coach actually HELPING teens vandalize things? Now THAT'S a BadJocks holiday story! According to police, John Hayes, 46, a middle school coach in Marietta, Georgia allegedly loaded a number of students into the back of his pickup truck, and drove them around a neighborhood after dark helping them damage Christmas displays. According to reports, at one house they gang turned the displays X-rated including placing reindeer in sexual positions. Unfortunately for Coach Hayes and his young accomplices, one homeowner saw what was going on and followed them, getting his license plate number. Busted! (CBS 46)

A Cheating Scandal Involving Florida State Football Players? You're Kidding, Right? - This is no joke: as many as 25 Seminole football players--including 11 starters--could be suspended for the the Dec. 31 Music City Bowl against Kentucky for what is being called an "academic cheating scandal." The whole thing allegedly got started last May when a student tutor admitted that he told one player to take an online quiz for another player. The same tutor told school officials that he had been providing answers to online quizzes to players since 2006. (NY Daily News)

Late Contender for "HS Coach Sex Scandal of the Year?": Soccer Skipper Poses as Woman Online, Convinces Boys on Team to Expose Themselves - Not quite as disturbing as the guy who put on a wig and fake fingernails to give massages with "happy endings" to blindfolded members of his team, but it's right up there. Jacob Silva, 27, who coached at the Express Soccer Club in Concord, NH is accused of a whopping 26 felony sex crimes. Here's the basic scenario that cops laid out: Silva told some of his players, aged 13 to 18, that he wanted their e-mail addresses for a female friend of his brother's who wanted to "reach out to some boys." Hmm. Soon the phony woman, who went by the name "Jamie Baby," then engaged in online banter and sent pornographic images to the boys, supposedly of herself. As part of a "fair exchange" the boys then were asked to send compromising video of themselves. The whole thing fell apart when the gullible teens started to compare photos of "Jamie Baby" and discovered--surprise!--that the pictures were all of different, yet still naked, women. Some of the victims suspected it was Silva and contacted the club's president who went to police.(Union Leader) Thanks to long time friend of the site, Artie Bigley, for another great link!

Administrators & Parents Shocked to Learn Hazing Goes on at Palo Alto High School After Report Appears in Students Newspaper - Once again, the adults are clueless while the kids know the real scoop. It all started when a reporter for the Paly Voice, the student newspaper at Palo Alto High School in northern California, did an outstanding job investigating sports hazing at his school. In it, he details one football player who was hazed in a basement when older players held his hands behind his back and another tried to shoot a pool ball into his groin. When that repeatedly failed (they allegedly hit his leg and belt buckle) they just punched him in the balls. Another player had to each a cake with a special frosting: a layer of pubic hair donated by his teammates. Yeah, he ralphed. Now, of course, after the story was published, administrators at PAHS and concerned parents are springing into action, once again reminding coaches (who either should already know better or actually care) that hazing is against school policy. (CBS 5)

Debate Team Coach Arrested for Sex With Student - He's still a coach, right? Link includes two pictures of him, both goofy in their own way. (Bakersfield Californian)

BadJocks Update: HS Coach Accused of Handcuffing Underage Girls Also Allegedly Asked Basketball Players to Kiss Him - Just when we thought this case couldn't get any stranger! As you may recall, last week (see earlier story below) a California boy's HS basketball coach Michael Anthony Smith, 51, was accused of handcuffing the hands and taping the mouths of several underage girls. Now comes word that before a recent game, the West High School players were required to kiss Smith on the cheek before they could get their new game jerseys . . . and all of them complied. Why? Because they had been conditioned to believe that whatever the coach said was the law. According to several players, "Everyone just listened to him," and no one refused, made comments about homosexuality or backed away. (Daily Breeze)

Baseball's "Mitchell Report" Released! - Read all 409 pages of it for yourself here.

Strippers and Golfers and Cops, Oh My! -  Fans of this site have no doubt seen stories of golf tournament strippers in the past, with some including public officials who seemed to enjoy the naughtiness while it was going on, but once revealed suddenly became embarrassed by the whole thing. (At right, a picture from one of those stories) The latest incident in New Jersey isn't all that new (they took place annually at several courses in the late 90s) but are suddenly coming to light as part of an FBI investigation in police and government corruption. According to the Bureau, the annual Centerfolds golf outing, a wild day of sex, booze and occasional golfing that gives new meaning to the golf phrase "skins" game. The event, sponsored by the owners of several strip clubs (and allegedly involved in organized crime) frequently included public officials, police officers and businessmen from across Monmouth County, with the event lasting all day an "indulgence in drinking and debauchery where nothing, apparently, is out of bounds." In the end, the FBI report consisted of 18 pages of that included accounts of group sex, drunkenness and damage to the course and equipment. For example:
- A go-go dancer at one of the clubs reported that she was raped, or maybe just groped, after she awoke in her car (after allegedly passing out earlier) and had bruises on her wrists, her clothes were disheveled and about $200--and her white platform sneakers--was missing.
- A 31-year-old female hired by one of the strip clubs had too much to drink and drove a golf cart into a lake on the sixth hole, sending the three other passengers (another female "caddy" and two male police officers) into the water. One of the officers was allegedly hanging on to the outside of the cart at the time.
- At another event, people who lived near the course looked out their windows that overlook the practice green and saw that the "girls had taken off their clothes and were exposing themselves while the men were putting." Oh and it also mentioned that one of the men and a woman were "having sexual intercourse on the putting green and that the female involved was performing oral sex on another male." This, at 2 pm in the afternoon in broad daylight.
- On another hole, there were "two females who were completely undressed, one of them just wearing a white mini-skirt (and) ... every time before (a golfer) would come to the hole, they would begin to (have sex with) each other for a short period of time, then the women would talk and hang all over the golfers."
All in all it sounds like a festive time. (Asbury Park Press.com) Thanks to Artie Bigley for another great link!

Video of the Week: Old Guy Destroys Car Wash After Losing Glasses - This clip is funny and scary at the same time. Catch it here.

HS Boy Streaks Basketball Game, Later Claims "There Was Shrinkage!" - I can't imagine what this kid was thinking: he didn't wear a mask or make any attempt to hide his identity; his chose venue was in close quarters of a gym, so everyone could see his, uh, face, and it's easy for anyway to take his picture. Duh! This all happened in Pennsylvania at an Emmaus vs. Parkland High game. The fool was immediately caught by Parkland officials and turned over to his embarrassed parents. He faces disorderly conduct charges and will--obviously--be disciplined by the school . . . not to mention the endless ridicule in the hallways. (The Morning Call)