UPDATE: Video of Wimbledon Streaker Surfaces - This one has his nasty parts blurred, but if you don't mind waiting through 8 minutes of French TV coverage, you can see an unedited version of the streaker who ran out onto the court at the All England Club during a match between Russian beauties Maria Sharapova and Elena Dementieva here.


Dutch Man Streaks Wimbledon - American tennis players may not be competing anymore, that doesn't mean there aren't a few good reasons to watch the world's snootiest tournament . . . like the occasional hand standing streaker. Police say that DJ Sander Lantinga, 29, from Holland, ran naked onto the grass at Wimbledon during quarter-final match between Russian beauties Maria Sharapova and Elena Dementieva in what's been described as a stunt for Dutch television show called, Try Before You Die. His prize for completing the stunt will be two weeks in a London pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Congrats! (The Sun)

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Wanted Man Appears at Daughter's Wedding - Plus: Rapper "The Game" announces his engagement to woman he wasn't even dating. Surprise! Details and more stupid wedding/marriage news at Bob Reno's WeddingHeckler.com. 

#105! Coach Tells Underage Girl, "I Shouldn't Be Doing This, It's Against the Law" - And he was right, you know. Former girls basketball coach Charles Lasiter, 30, pleaded guilty in April to getting two of his players drunk and sexually abusing one of them while he volunteered at Open Bible Christian School in Newberg, Oregon. He and head coach, Edward Todd Woods, invited two players over to Woods' McMinnville home early in 2005 were the four began playing drinking games that led to sex games. According to police, as a penalty for losing, the younger girl had to go back to a bedroom with Lasiter, where he proceeded to have sex with her after even after saying, "I shouldn't be doing this, it's against the law." Not long after that, the coaches took the two girls on a bowling outing to Beaverton and played strip-drinking games in the car on the way. Both Lasiter and Woods were sentenced to six months in jail, three years on probation, sex offender registration upon release and completion of sex offender and alcohol treatment programs. (News-Register)
#104! Coach of private boys' lacrosse team charged with three felonies for allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old girl. (Idaho Mountain Express)
#103! Former HS coach accused of molesting a female basketball player. (Team 4 News)

Chicago Bulls Mascot Arrested for Looking Stupid on Mini Motorcycle, Punching Cop - Time was, sports mascots could get away with all sorts of naughty behavior and the police would smile and just look the other way. Not anymore: the mascot for the NBA's Chicago Bulls, Benny the Bull, was reportedly driving a mini-motorcycle through an outdoor festival . . . without a permit. That's usually kind of a "don't do it again" kind of thing, but when a sheriff's deputy on duty at the "Taste of Chicago" festival tried to question Barry Anderson, 26, the man under the costume, when the mascot tired to run. Once the cop caught him though, Anderson allegedly threw a punch deputy knocking off deputy's glasses and breaking his watch. Benny has been charged with misdemeanor battery and driving within a parkway. (Free Press)

BadJock Lawsuit of the Year? Man Sues T-Wolves Eddie Griffin Claiming He Was Drunk, Masturbating When SUV Accident Occurred - Looks like Eddie picked the wrong place to rub one out back in March. At the time, it looked like a simple car accident, with the Minnesota Timberwolves forward hitting another vehicle with his SUV. Griffin wasn't sited for DUI at the time and was actually given a ride by Minneapolis police back to his home in St. Paul. Unfortunately for Eddie, the accident occurred out front of a 24-hour convenience store that had not only surveillance cameras, but audio as well, so the whole evening--cops included--was caught on tape by the owner of the store . . .  who just happens to be the brother of the guy who's car Eddie hit. That guy claims that after the accident happened (you can see part of it on the tape) he ran out to see if everyone was okay and found an intoxicated Griffin--several hours after a game--who told him that he was actually watching a porn film while driving and--we're not making this up!--masturbating at the time. Several other witnesses heard the same story and called 911 to report a drunk driver. What did Minneapolis police do? Not only was Griffin not charged with DUI, he was given a ride home by the cops, something a department spokesman said was unusual . . . especially since they had to drive to another town. As an added bonus, the surveillance video also caught Griffin pleading with the car's owner not to report the incident and that he could get him "any car in life you want" the next day.  The suit seeks $50,000 in compensatory damages and could be amended to include punitive damages. (CBS 4 - link includes video clip) Thanks to Devin Shultz for the link!

How Much Will Streaking an LSU Football Game Cost You? $1,624 - Kids, you may want to set aside part of this year's student loan money if you plan to streak a college football game, because if you get caught--and you will get caught--the tab will run you a bit more than a couple of textbooks. Bretton Somers of LSU found that out the hard way, and despite the fine, actually got off easy with his plea bargain of misdemeanor counts of disturbing the peace, resisting an officer and criminal trespass when he could have been charged with felony stupidity. (Kentucky.com)

BadJocks Effect, Part 2? Kent State U Banning Athlete From Facebook, Other Sites - If you're on a college baseball team, probably not the best idea to pose with a can a beer for your profile picture of Facebook. After seeing its athletes do something that stupid, and more, Athletics Director Laing Kennedy told student-athletes they have until Aug. 1 to remove Facebook profiles, citing a need to "protect both their identities and the university's image." Mostly probably the school's image, but the other part is sorta important, too. (Columbus Dispatch) Thanks to Mike Deitzer for the link!

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That'll Put a Kink in His Putter: Cops Taser Naked Man on Golf Course - It was obvious to the trained detectives from the Tampa, Florida police department that 18-year-old Jacob Newton was not at the Babe Zaharias Golf Course Saturday night to play a quick round. Officers quickly noticed that Newton didn't have a set of clubs with him, although his balls were in plain view. That's because the teen also lacked any clothing and when spotted wondering naked on the lush green fairways. But, being a good BadJocks story, it doesn't end there. When cops tried to arrest Newton for his public nudity, he tried to grab a bullet magazine from the officer's gun and became violent. Not a bright move. Given plenty of open skin to aim at, the cop did what he thought best and tasered the uncooperative young man . . . three times. And, according to the police report, he then told the officer, "I love you, I'll love you forever. Say you love me, say you'll love me forever, and I'll stop." The report goes on to say that when Newton was not yelling, he was biting and . . . eating grass? When paramedics came to the scene, Newton topped off the evening by spitting on the guy. In the end, this fun-filled evening--likely fueled by an unknown substance--will result in charges of felony battery on a firefighter and felony depriving an officer of means of protection in addition to several misdemeanors. (Local 6)

#102! Toronto HS soccer coach is under arrest on sex related charges involving two teenaged girls. (680 News)
#101! HS volleyball coach suspected of trying to seduce students. Police say that Juan Herrera, 29, is suspected of touching a 16-year-old volleyball player in a sexual manner and showing her sexual materials, and allegedly showed a 15-year-old pornography and attempted to expose himself to her. (NBC 4)

Marshall Cheerleader Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Update: Lawyer for Plaintiff Says Allegations are "Troublesome" (Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!)

Cal Quarterback Arrested for Hitting Bartender With Pint Glass - College football players and bar fights are pretty common reports here at BadJocks. What makes this one unique is that it involved Steve Levy, the starting quarterback for the University of California Golden Bears, and a bar employee. According to police, Levy and another patron got involved in a dispute which the employee broke up. To properly thank him, Levy then allegedly picked up a pint glass and hit the employee IN THE FACE with it, leaving a big gash on the guy's forehead, then tried to run off. Other bar patrons held onto him until the police arrived and not only has he been arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon other than a firearm, Levy has also been suspended from the team. On the plus side, a team spokesman claimed the bartender threw a glass of water on him and in return he tried to throw the contents of his glass back and it "slipped out of his hand" accidentally hitting him in the face. We're that happens all the time at bars that they should put sticky strips on the outside of the glasses . . . or football laces. (Inside Bay Area)