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Speaking of Drunk Drivers: Eddie Sutton's BAC Reportedly a Whopping .220%! When the long time coach for Oklahoma State was arrested for drunk driving last week after an accident it sounds like he might have be doing some real drinking! According to test performed after Eddie Sutton's sports utility vehicle swerved across four lanes of traffic, slammed into the back of another car, then crashed into a tree, his official blood alcohol content was .22% . . . nearly three times the legal limit for DUI. If you refer to the chart at the bottom of our BAC Rankings page, that would mean--assuming Sutton weighs around 200 lbs-- that he likely consumed 12 drinks in the hour before he got behind the wheel. His rate puts him just under the current level to make the rankings (.23%) but we may make an exception for the coach. (Sign on San Diego) Two HS Wrestling Coaches Arrested for Public Intoxication - This news comes from my home town of Fort Wayne, Indiana! Two wrestling coaches at Snider High School will face disciplinary action from Fort Wayne Community Schools after being arrested on public intoxication charges over the weekend while attending a state tournament in Indianapolis. Head coach Mike Ester and assistant coach Demetrice Burton, were at the Red Eye Café about 3 am with a group of other men when they started swearing at a waiter. An off-duty officer at a nearby table stepped in to tell the drunken group it might be time to leave. That didn't go well, several of them allegedly started arguing with the officer and eventually several were arrested, some for interfering with the arrest of others in the group. (News-Sentinel) HS Coach Arrested for DUI After Hitting Car at Gas Station - The offer of $400 was apparently not enough to bribe a motorist at a gas station from reporting a drunk driver who allegedly backed into his car. Police is Galesburg, IL were called to the Quick Stop as a crowd gathered outside to detain Gregory S. Stacey, 48, the tennis coach at Galesburg High School, who denied he had been drinking and that he had backed his car into one owned by G. Sutton Jr. which was parked at the pumps. One witness told police Stacey offered Sutton $400 if he would not call the police. (Register-Mail) Soccer Fans Arrested After Using Counterfeit Money - If you're going to travel all the way from the UK to Portugal to watch your favorite team play in the Champions League knockout round, best to bring real money. Police in Lisbon have arrested five Liverpool fans after the men attempted to use counterfeit euros to pay taxi, hotel and bar bills. (IC Liverpool) Female Fans Arrested for Brawl at HS
Basketball Game! - As Paris Hilton would say (after several takes and lots
of editing) "That's hot!" An Alabama Southeast Regional high
Bode Miller "Tribute" Song - He was supposed to win four gold medals, but so far admitted boozer and pot head Bode Miller has come back empty handed AND just recently rolled an ankle playing a pick-up basketball game! Fortunately, a duo called Cichlid and Slooter have created a "tribute" song that accurately captures how many of us feel about this idiot. Click here to listen to it. Girls HS Basketball Game From Hell: Team Bus Robbed, Losing Players Sprayed With Paintballs - It's that time of year when HS girls basketball teams start state playoff tournaments . . . which is usually accompanied by incidents that only used to be associated with the boy's game. In Florida, Norland girls' basketball team beat Hialeah 60-48 over the weekend. Hialeah was late for the game because it forgot some jerseys (that could have been interesting) and even though both coaches agreed they should have some practice time, officials said no and forced the teams to start playing immediately . . . after Hialeah was hit with a technical for being late. After losing, Hialeah made the long walk back to their team bus, only to discover that they had been robbed and everything was taken including cell phones, bags, clothes and books were taken. But the fun doesn't end there: on the way back into the Norland gym, the Hialeah players were hit with paint balls shot from passing cars. (Miami Herald) Maurice Clarett Update: Enters Plea of Not Guilty - Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett pleaded not guilty to charges that he flashed a gun at two people behind a bar on New Year's Day and took a cell phone. New College Hazing Incident: Soccer Players Stripped, Forced to Drink Keg - The entire men's soccer team at Hartwick College in upstate New York was suspended this week after an alleged hazing incident. According to local police, an 18-year-old member of the team reported that new members of the team were told to strip naked in a room at an off-campus residence over the weekend and then drink an entire keg of beer. Police were quick to point out that no one was injured in the incident and that the players removed their own clothes. (Daily Star) HS Teacher, Already Banned From School Sporting Events, Arrested for Disturbance at Girls HS B-Ball Game - Some people never learn. Take Steve King, a teacher at Fyffe High School in Alabama who was already supposed to be banned from local sporting events after a fight at a game in 2004. For some reason, King was at a girls high school basketball game in Priceville when--for some reason--he got into a verbal exchange with Priceville Principal Guy Bowling. As a result of that altercation, King was arrested for disorderly conduct and put on double secret probation this time to keep him from attending any more games. Look for him to make an appearance at a boys baseball game sometime in March. (NBC 13) Rickey William Update: He Tested Positive But Not For Marijuana - Is he branching out, or was it was it a masking agent? Either way, the whole thing is going to to through the NFL appeals process which means the Dolphins will spend the next three months trying to decide who to draft: a much-needed QB or another running back? (Miami Herald) College Hazing Stories and Images Here - Looking for the stories about the alleged hazing incidents at the U of Colorado women's volleyball team, the Limestone College baseball team or the Tiffin College soccer team? #21! Carl Desei, 35, a Virginia soccer coach charged with three counts of custodial indecent liberties after they say he touched the genitals of a 13-year-old player. (WTKR) Barry Bonds: "I Am Not Proud to Be a Baseball Player" - Facing what could be his last season in Major League Baseball, Barry "Mr Bulky" Bonds has finally realized what many sports fans already felt: he doesn't make anyone proud when he's on the field . . . including himself, it appears. In an exclusive interview with USA Today's Bob Nightengale, the single season home run leader also teased fans by saying this might be his last season because of nagging knee injuries (which had nothing to do with abusing steroids, 'cause Barry never knowingly took any, right?) adding, "I'm not playing baseball anymore after this. The game (isn't) fun anymore. I'm tired of all of the crap going on. I want to play this year out, hopefully win, and once the season is over go home and be with my family. Maybe then everybody can just forget about me." We would love to Barry, unfortunately you name is all over the record books. Now if you could just admit you took steroids, we could erase your name from those records and it would be MUCH easier to forget you and that giant melon head of yours. (USA Today) If Looks Could Kill: Seething Hot Italian Skater Stares Down Partner After He Drops Her During Routine - As most of you are probably already aware, the Italian ice dancing team of Barbara Fusar Poli and Maurizio Margaglio were is first place going into last night's important "original dance" portion of the Olympic competition. Then disaster struck as it appeared that Margaglio dropped Fusar Poli, which dropped the team to seventh overall. Usually in these types of situation the pairs shrug their shoulders, skate off and wait for the bad scores. But not Fusar Poli. As soon as the duo finished their routine she definitely put her hands on her hips and stared at her partner, who stared back. The "Italian Standoff" lasted all of 30 seconds, but seemed like a eternity for the snooty international ice dancing community, which barely survived the fateful "Kutcherbalzoff/Needurgrone Stare-Off" of 1992 which lasted an incredible four days. (USA Today) One Year Ban Coming for Ricky Williams? - He screwed over the Miami Dolphins two years ago by suddenly "retiring" from the NFL to pursue a degree in holistic medicine and herbal healing. That, and the fact that he might have to sit out four games for violating the league's substance abuse policy for a third time. Then Ricky learns what it's like to be poor and suddenly he's begging to be back on the team. The 'Fins give him a second chance and what does he do with it? According to Denver television station KDVR and the Miami Herald Williams faces a one-year ban for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy a fourth time. The Herald reports that it's not clear whether Williams actually tested positive for a banned substance or missed a scheduled test. (Sporting News) Bad Week for the NFL - With the ever popular Pro Bowl complete, the National Football League season is finally over and all the players can go home and spend quality time with their families . . . or quality time in jail. Whichever. The week started with Miami Dolphins tackle Damion McIntosh arrested on domestic violence charges after allegedly pushing his wife to the floor at their home. Then, over the weekend not one but TWO players got arrested for bar incidents: Green Bay Packers cornerback Ahmad Carroll was arrested after allegedly arguing with a police officer in an Arkansas bar and a backup offensive tackle for Super Bowl champs the Pittsburgh Steelers, Trai Essex, was arrested after a fight outside a South Beach night club in Miami for disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence. At this current pace, every player in the NFL would be arrested for some kind of crime before the first pre-season game in August. Watch the Video: Michigan State Fan Knocked to Floor by Michigan Player Before Game - The rivalry between Michigan and Michigan State heated up even before the game started Saturday as a Spartan fan (reportedly intoxicated) confronted Wolverine reserve Amadou Ba in the nearly empty Breslin Center. The fan, identified as Bobby Ross by a member of the Izzone student cheering section (named after MSU coach Tom Izzo), staggers across the floor, then appears to lean in to say something to Ba who jumps up and with both hand shoves Ross to the floor where he appears to hit his head. The student was escorted from the gym by police and taken to a local hospital but is reportedly fine. No charges have been filed against Ba or the student, but both MSU and local law enforcement continue to investigate. Watch the video clip here. (Detroit News) Police: Former MLB Player Albert Belle Arrested for Using GPS to Stalk Former Girlfriend - There's stalking and then there's pro athlete stalking! One thing you can say about former slugger Albert Belle, when he does something, he goes all the way. According to police, the a five-time All-Star outfielder who played for the White Sox, Indians and Orioles before retiring in 2000, allegedly hid a global positioning system or GPS tracker under the car of a former girlfriend then used it to confront her at various locations in Phoenix area before it fell out on Jan. 26. At first Belle denied planting it, but reportedly left a message for the woman apologizing for doing it. Belle was charged with stalking and had bail set at $108,000. The judge also ordered him to be electronically monitored and to stay away from the victim. (USA Today) |
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