#54! 49-year-old assistant football coach and teacher at West Brunswick High School charged with sex offenses against a 17-year-old student. (Wilmington Star)

Falcon Mascot Arrested for Robbing Subway Shop - Things have gone down hill quickly for Jonathan Moody, 22, who was recently let go by St. Augustine's College. His campus job? Moody was the school's mascot, a Falcon. (School officials refused to discuss Moody's dismissal.) After looking that important position, he allegedly turned to a life of crime and was arrested last week after a man used a gun to hold up a Subway restaurant. Jarod was not hurt in the incident. 

Not Really Kidnapped: Apparently HS Cheerleader at Gunpoint Was Hoax - The FBI showed up in Independence, MO after 16-year-old Kelsey Stelting claimed she was abducted at gunpoint in her own driveway early Tuesday morning and forced into a white van. A massive manhunt ensued, but no criminal was found. After about 15 hours, she claimed she was able to escape after he clobbered her assailant. Eventually though, her story fell apart and the HS cheerleader, honor student, and all-around jock admitted she was just off by herself all day. (KOTV)

Duke Lacrosse Scandal Update: Lawyer Expects Some to Be Charged Next Week - The lawyer for one of the Duke lacrosse players accused of sexually assaulting an exotic dancer said yesterday that he expects one or more of the students to be indicted next week. (FOX News)
BONUS #1: Duke Lacrosse Player Charged in Washington DC for "Gay Bashing" Attack - A member of the embattled Duke University lacrosse team was charged late last year with assaulting a man in Georgetown after calling him gay. (Washington Blade)
BONUS #2: Lacrosse T-shirts selling fast at Duke

Naughty HS Cheerleaders Caught Drinking - Members of the Harlingen High School (Texas) cheerleading team were in San Antonio for a cheerleading competition a few weeks ago and decided it was a good time to break out the booze. Unfortunately, the got caught and they are expected to face some kind of punishment. (KRGV-TV)

Jocks Arrested for Brawl With Frat Boys at UVA . . . Including Female Basketball Player! - It's not unusual for fraternities and jocks to go at it once and a while on college campuses. Back in March, members of the Delta Upsilon fraternity on the University of Virginia campus were having a "gathering" with some friends (not a party, mind you) when several strangers entered the house. They were asked to leave and did so, but returned later with reinforcements and were again told the frat boys weren't having an open party and asked to leave. What, no free beer? The brawling started at that point and now several UVA athletes have been arrested for entering a property with intent to damage, a misdemeanor. Among those charged: junior offensive lineman Eddie Pinigis, sophomore offensive lineman Zak Stair, and Enonge Stovall, a 5' 11" sophomore guard on the women's basketball team! That's right: a chick from the basketball team was kicking frat boy ass because they wouldn't let her party. Charlottesville cops had previously arrested Michael Giallombardo, 18, a freshman goalkeeper on the soccer team, and Michael Brown, 18, a freshman defensive back on the football team on charges of breaking and entering with intent to commit an assault. (Daily Press) 

Think the Uproar Over Barry Bonds and Steroids Has Cleaned Up MLB? Not Exactly: Four Minor League Pitchers Suspended for Positive Drug Test - Okay, to be technically correct, one of the pitchers, Justin Mallet, tested positive for a "drug of abuse." The other three Ramon Ramirez, Waner Mateo and Ryan Rafferty all tested positive for performance enhancing substances. (Seattle PI)

Female Canadian HS Hockey Player Suspended for Vicious Cross Check on Opponent Who Scored Winning Goal - Even the ladies take their hockey seriously in Canada where a New Brunswick teen remains hospitalized with a lacerated spleen after an opposing player hit her with a hockey stick as she raised her arms to celebrate a winning goal. Marie-Claude Bernard, 15, who played for Dalhousie remains in intensive care more than a week after the incident. Meanwhile, the 18-year-old attacker from a high school in Shippagan has been suspended for the cheap shot. (CBC - link includes home video clip of incident. The hit in front of the goal occurs about 15 seconds into the clip and the attacker comes across the screen from left to right. Watch for the referee to raise his arm.)

Wheelchair Basketball Player Suspended  Two Years for Taking Banned Substance -  Okay, so it's not quite as bad as the premise for "The Ringer" where Johnny Knoxville's character tried to rig the Special Olympics . . . but a drug cheat at the Paralympics? Yep. A press release issued by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) says that Jermell Pennie, a Paralympic basketball player, has accepted a two-year suspension after he tested positive for the prohibited substance formestane, which suppresses the production of . . . estrogen? (Is this a steroid masking drug? Anyone?) Pennie forfeits all competitive results, including any medals, points and prizes, obtained since November 23, 2005.  (SportsFeatures.com)

Rival Soccer Fans Brawl at Toll Booth . . . and They Weren't Even Playing Each Other! - Now THAT'S a rivalry! In Argentina, four busloads of fans of the Boca Juniors team, returning from a Boca-Colon match in the town of Santa Fe, ran into two busloads of followers of Rosario Central around midnight Sunday at a toll booth returning from a Rosario-Banfield match in greater Buenos Aires. Words were exchanged, then rocks, and ultimately someone pulled out a gun and when it was all over, 121 soccer fans were arrested, 16 injured including three who were shot and one who was stabbed. (Toronto Star)

DNA Samples Are In, Defense Lawyers Say Results Clear Duke Lacrosse Players - None of the players' DNA was found "on the woman or on any of her clothing or possessions or under her fingernails." Yikes! But before you go accusing the victim of lying, consider this: very early on the lacrosse team members said that the DNA test would clear them, despite the fact that cops found evidence of rape on the victim's body. How could you be so sure that the DNA evidence wouldn't be found? One explanation: if you knew who did it. Remember, early reports also said this was a bachelor party--not a team party--and that some of those attending identified themselves as member of other Duke teams (baseball and soccer, I believe.) What if non-lacrosse jocks committed this assault and the players know who did it but won't talk? Should other Duke jocks have their DNA tested? (NY Times)

Another Black Eye for Boxing? Brawl Erupts in 10th Round of Mayweather vs. Judah Fight After Low Blows - And the most interesting thing is that even though people from both corners jumped into the ring and started brawling with each other and the boxers, the referee continued the match once cops restored order, claiming that the Nevada Boxing Commission gave him authority to do so. It all began in the 10th round when IBF welterweight champion Zab Judah hit challenger Floyd Mayweather Jr. with a low blow. to make matters worse, as Mayweather doubled over in pain, Judah then hit him with an illegal punch to the back of the head. Referee Richard Steele jumped between them and then the fun really started! Mayweather's uncle and trainer, Roger Mayweather--upset with the low blow--jumped into the ring and appeared to be going after the ref. Soon, a second person from Mayweather's corner jumped in and went after Judah. When he did, Judah's father-trainer, Yoel (it's a big family affair brawl!), and a real brawl was started and was soon joined by various security people and Las Vegas Cops.  As frightening as all of this looked, they were able to restore order and continue boxing and Mayweather became the new champion. Unfortunately for both men, the Nevada State Athletic Commission announced that their prize purses will be held, due to the riot. See vide clip below. It appears to be someone pointing their camera at the TV screen (Boston Globe)

Arrest Warrant Issued for Indian Soccer Star Who Failed to Show Up for Court . . . to Identify Man Who Stole His Luggage From Train - From our "What the Hell?" Files: Soccer star Baichung Bhutia had his luggage stolen from a train he was riding in and another man was arrested for the crime. However, on the first day of the trail, Bhutia decided not to show up and a district judge didn't care of that and issued an arrest warrant against him for failing to appear before the court to identify the thief who stole his luggage. That'll teach him! (Daiji World)

#53! Golf coach/science teacher at Oberlin High School charged with soliciting minors for sex over the internet. (KPLC) 
#52! Former HS football coach charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a minor and felony oral copulation with a minor. (Monterey Herald)

HS Football Star Arrested for Bomb Note - Houston Kamuf, 18, the star running back for Owensboro Catholic High, was headed to Morehead State to play football in the fall. "Was" is the key word in that phrase. Last week he was charged with terroristic threatening after a note was found in a school bathroom saying, "There is a bomb in the school, and I'm going to kill you all." To be safe, the school was evacuated and the building searched but no bomb was found. After police investigate, Kamuf admitted putting the note in the bathroom, although no reason was given for his actions. (KPLC)

First Little League Embezzlement of the Season - In many parts of the country, youth baseball is just starting, but that means that lots of cash is flowing in for uniforms, sponsorships and other fees. And all that cash can be tempting to the average person . . . like Karen Evelyn Sheadel, 35, of Oregon who's suspected of taking more than $30,000 from a bank account that belonged to the Central Point Little League’s during 2003 and 2004 while she was president and treasurer of the organization. Why they JUST noticed that much money( is beyond me, but hopefully they can get some of it back. (Mail Tribune)

Duke Lacrosse Incident Update: Team Says Stripper Was Already Injured, Heavily Intoxicated When She Arrived at Party & They Have Pictures to Prove It - Well, it only took two weeks, but the boys on Duke men's lacrosse team are finally telling their side of the story. According to an attorney for some of the boys, one of the two exotic dancers they hired for a party was already injured and "very impaired" when she arrived. They claim she had marks on her legs and that they have the pictures to prove it . . . only they won't release the pictures until after DNA test results (which were supposed to be done by now) are released. Stay tuned. (WHBF)

Un-Freaking Believable! Two HS Track Stars Expelled for Having Intercourse on School Bus Returning From Meet - What's even more bizarre is that earlier this week--over at DumbassDaily.com--we had a report of another school bus sex scandal involving some middle school students in Ohio coming back from a field trip. This one though, involved a male and female member of the Batesburg-Leesville High School Track team in South Carolina which was returning from a meet in nearby Summerville about two weeks ago. At some point during the ride, the two managed to have sexual intercourse despite the fact that there were numerous other student-athletes on the bus as well as four adults--including two coaches--who were supposed to minding the store but apparently none of them saw or heard ANYTHING. Why? They were all sitting at the front of the bus together. The school district now thinks it MIGHT be a good idea to disburse the adults throughout the bus. Genius I tell ya, genius! It took some outraged teammates to complain about the incident before the school started an investigation. Two of the coaches have been suspended and the students have been expelled. (WLTX)