Urine & Vomit Hazing Update: Judge Won't Hear Hazers' Lawsuit Until School Has Time to Complete Its Investigation - An Oklahoma judges has set aside the lawsuit brought by two Moore High School football players suspended for the rest of the semester and booted off the football team for allegedly hazing a sophomore (details below) until the district has time to complete its investigation . . . which is odd because they already suspended a bunch of kids and said the matter was closed. Hmmm. (Channel Oklahoma)
Earlier: Alleged Hazing Victim Tells TV Station He Complied ed Out of Fear - Outnumbered 8-1 the sophomore says he had no choice but to lick urine and eat vomit. Superintendent says she thinks the attackers made some "poor choices." Ya think? Watch the video interview with the victim here. (Channel Oklahoma)
Earlier: Strangest Hazing Incident Ever Developing in Oklahoma, Suspended Players Sue School District Claim Victim Had Foot Fetish, Offered to Drink Urine, Eat Vomit!
 - It started out as rather nasty alleged hazing incident: several senior football players at Moore High School in Moore, Oklahoma were suspended after an incident where a sophomore player was reportedly forced to drink urine and eat vomit. Details of the alleged incident were sketchy, but a friend of the victim, Chris Andrews told the Channel Oklahoma, "They held him down, made him lick up urine and then made him eat vomit. The fact that they would do something that low and that discriminating -- that's not human." Disgusting as it sounds, it seemed like just another HS hazing incident to BadJocks . . . until two of the suspended seniors filed a lawsuit today against the Moore School District! Why? In the petition two of the seniors, Chance Hoss and Victor Perez claim the sophomore approached THEM outside the school after a football dinner and started describing his foot fetish and how he wanted to lick someone's foot. According to the lawsuit he practically begged one the players to take off his shoe and actually attempted to lick the older boy's toe before everyone ran off in disgust. Finding the group later, the sophomore allegedly offered to do something even more disgusting and got water out of a toilet to drink it. Next--according the lawsuit--the sophomore, without any force or encouragement from the seniors, waited until one of the seniors urinated on the ground and began to lick it up. At that point, everyone started to vomit and--you guessed it!--the lawsuit claims the younger boy ate some of that.  
Doesn't sound like hazing, does it? But several days later a hearing was held at the school and despite evidence to support their claim that the sophomore was not forced to do any of these things and had acted strangely in front of school staff on a number of other occasions, Hoss and Perez were suspended because they failed to stop this kid from doing these disgusting things. (The district initially suspended several of the students for three days, but then -- upon appeal -- suspended some for the rest of the semester.) Because both boys will not be able to make up the class time and could lose out on football scholarships because of their suspensions--called "unlawful and erroneous disciplinary action" in the suit--their parents are suing the school and demanding that the boys be returned to the classroom and football team immediately. This one is far from over boys and girls. Stay tuned!
Read the PDF version of the lawsuit here
Original report of hazing incident here.
Statement from the Moore School District here.

HS Coach Sex Scandals A-Plenty!
2005 is entering its last quarter and we are WAY behind last year's record pace for HS Coach Scandals when we ended the year with nearly 250 reports. It does appear (based on today's reports) that things are picking up and we may see a mad dash toward the record by the end of the year. Stay tuned!
#147! Middle school boys’ basketball coach is in jail awaiting charges that he had sexual relations with a 14-year-old girl several times over the past nine months. The girl's mother called police after finding evidence of the relationship and confronting her daughter with it. (Green Bay Press-Gazette)
#146! Substitute teacher/tennis coach accused of sending a picture of his penis to a HS girl's cell phone, asking her to send naked pictures of herself back to him. Classy! (Indy Channel) Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!
#145! Phillip Bate, 36, an assistant football coach at Sandy Creek High School is accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. He is accused of exchanging inappropriate e-mails with a student, who is a juvenile. (Access North Georgia)
HS Coach Sex Scandal Update: #65 Going to Jail - Dane Alan Ross, a former assistant basketball coach at Gold Beach High School in Oregon, was sentenced to a year in jail and five years probation on charges involving sex with at least three female students (earlier story, bottom of page). In an interesting side note, the judge in the case told Ross that he felt the plea agreement worked out with prosecutors was "too lenient" but went along with it anyway. (Curry Pilot)

Oregon State Football Players Arrested for Alcohol-Related Death in Dorm - It has not been a good year for the OSU football program: earlier this year two players were arrested for assaulting a taxi driver after he refused their offer to pay a $20 fare with marijuana. A third player was arrested this spring for DUI with a stolen 200 lb ram sheep in the back of his pickup. Now comes word that three current players and one who just recently left the team have been indicted in connection with the alcohol-related death of an 18-year-old student in an OSU dormitory on Sept. 3. All four were charged with furnishing alcohol to Lance Strickland, who was found dead in an unoccupied dorm room over the Labor Day weekend. He died from complications related to alcohol poisoning with a blood alcohol content was 0.43 percent, five times the legal limit. (Register Guard)

Have You Heard About the Rich Jerk? - The Rich Jerk claims to have sold a moneymaking website on eBay for more than $390,000 and made several million last year on other Internet ventures and now he wants to share his secrets with you. Read Bob Reno's review of the RichJerk's moneymaking scam here.

Sexual Harassment Lawsuit -  College Softball Coach Made Players Shower in Uniforms After Loss, Then Strip Down to Wet Underwear: Unfortunately, No Pillow Fighting Reported - It almost sounds like a bad scene from an R-rated movie: a lawsuit filed by a Kansas University softball player says she was kicked off the team for reporting that Coach Tracy Bunge (pictured above, right) ordered players to take showers wearing their uniforms after a loss to Texas A&M to "wash away the bad play." Hmmm, interesting coaching technique. Jackie Vasquez (pictured above, left) then claims Bunge told players to remove their uniforms in the shower and lectured to them as they stood in their underwear and even said "great choice of underwear" to a player who was wearing see-through underwear. Vasquez claims she was kicked off the team for reporting to the university what she is calling a case of sexual harassment and has gotten a judge to reinstate her . . . for now. For its part, the University "thoroughly investigated" the incident (which usually means they spent five minutes with the coach) and claims Vasquez was kicked off the team for reading another coach's email (what?) and despite an internal report that says other witnesses heard the alleged comment, the athletic department insists it never happened because Bunge says it didn't. Is that because its a female coach KU? What would have happened if a male coach had pulled that? Besides, who are you going to believe, the pretty young player or the homely coach? (KU Sports) Thanks to our good buddy Jeremy Whetstone for the link!

Now THAT'S a Rivalry! Vandalism, Explosive Device Set Tone for Alaskan Football Game - We thought they took their high school football seriously in Texas, but it appears that Alaska has them beat hands down. In the week before the annual Wasilla High School vs Palmer High School game, police had their hands full with sprayed painting vandalism and an explosive device. According to police, someone spray-painted the letters WHS 90 feet across on the Palmer football field. In an apparently unrelated act, a security guard at Wasilla spotted something suspicious in a 16-year-old student's car, and that something suspicious turned out to be a homemade explosive. The boy is now in jail and cops are still looking for the spray painters. (KTUU)

Homecoming Parade Prank Ends With Cross Country Runner Wearing Nothing But a Speedo Trapped Under Float - From the BadJocks "Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time" Dept: during the annual homecoming parade at State College Area High School in Pennsylvania the boys cross country team at  decided to strip off their uniforms and wear nothing but Speedos and bow ties. An outraged school administrator immediately stopped the float to force students to put their clothes back on, but as the truck pulling the float tried to pull off the parade route, runner Grayson Dinsmore was bumped by the trailer and somehow ended up underneath it! Adults tried to lift the float off the boy, but they were unable to get it off him until the truck towing the float was able to back it up.  Dinsmore sustained minor injuries to his leg, chest--and yes--his groin, although it was surprisingly mostly cuts and scrapes. (Centre Daily Times) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!