Goals Gone Wild? College Newspaper Editor in Trouble After Headline Above Sports Bra Pic Boasts "Four Good Reasons to Support the Team" - We hope you kept your copy of the November 16 issue of the Johnson County Community College (Kansas) newspaper The Campus Ledger because you won't be seeing a cover like this again. According to the school's athletic director, Carl Heinrich, the picture of two female soccer players lifting up their shirts to reveal sports bras reading "Big Johnson Soccer" should not have been printed and reffects badly on women's sports at the school adding, "I don't think it portrays the image of what our athletes are." (Seems to us here at BadJocks that it DOES portray what your athletes are: little attention whores.) The headline "Goals Gone Wild" (a play on the infamous boobie-revealing "Girls Gone Wild" videos) and caption "Four Good Reasons to Support the Team" probably didn't help convince readers that these are a pair of serious, uh . . . sorry, lost my train of thought. Anyway, in his defense, the Ledger's editor in chief, Joshua Seiden, says that "What we believe is appropriate or inappropriate is up to everybody's interpretation," and adds that the two smiling ladies in the picture saw it before it was printed and that neither of them have complained about it. UPDATE:  A helpful student at JCC has identified the girls in the picture at right as Katie Rice (blonde, left,) and Lindsay Wiese (brunette, right.)  (Kansas City Channel - Link includes video clip!) Thanks to long time BadJocks reader Jeremy J. Whetstone for another great link!
BONUS COVERAGE: Here's a link to a picture of the entire team, along with the roster.

WWE Star Ric Flair Accused of Road Rage! He's been wrestling since most TVs were in black & white, so you would think old Ric Flair would have had enough brawling in the ring that he wouldn't want to take it home with him. WRONG! According to a police report obtained by our friends at TheSmokingGun.com - the Nature Boy surrendered to North Carolina authorities Tuesday morning on misdemeanor charges that he attacked another motorist during a road rage incident last week on Interstate 485. According to the report Flair, 56 allegedly grabbed a Charlotte man by the throat and kicked (and dented) the guy's Toyota during the November 23 confrontation. He's out on $1000 bond, but not before he took a nasty mug shot. You can see the whole thing at TSG . . . we just wanted to see what his forehead looked like after being carved open on a regular basis for 40 years. Also, does it look like he's had plastic surgery recently? Something about the eyes just don't look right to us. 

Eagles Fan Arrested for Spreading Ashes of Dead Mother on Field During Game - Okay, cue the music from "Psycho." Christopher Noteboom, 33, of Tempe, Arizona claims he was only honoring his mother's last request when he ran onto the field holding a plastic bag full of an unknown substance during Sunday's game. He left a cloud of dust behind him as he ran toward the 30-yard line, dropped to his knees and made the sign of the cross before laying down on his stomach. He was escorted from the field by security personnel and quickly charged with defiant trespass . . . for spreading his mother's ashes on the turf at Lincoln Financial Field. Mom apparently dies in January and had been a lifelong Eagles fan. For those of you who are wondering, the team does NOT allow fans to have their ashes thrown on the field. (ESPN) Thanks to Murray Fregeau for the link!

Elementary School Athletic Director Suspended After Hidden Video Camera Found in Girl's Locker Room - The girls from Dupo Junior High School were at St. John's Lutheran School in Red Bud, Illinois last weekend for a basketball game and were told to go to the media room to change because they "didn't have a locker room." Not an unusual request for a small private school were space is limited, but according to one of the players from Dupo, one of her teammates got curious and turned on a television in the media room. What was on? How about the hit show "Underage Girls Changing Clothes in the Media Room?" Yes, that's right, the gals saw themselves on the screen as they changed into their uniforms. Which meant there had to be a camera on them somewhere. They, of course, quickly told their coach and an investigation was launched by the Illinois State Police who found a camera hidden in a clock in the room and confiscated a videotape of what appears to be the girls changing. The culprit? Usually in these cases it's underage boys with too much free time on their hands. But this time, the school's athletic director has been suspended, making us think that maybe this was more than a teenaged prank. (KSDK)

#169! Oldest HS Coach Sex Scandal Ever? How old would you starting thinking that a coach probably "couldn't" any more, even if he wanted to anymore? I guess with Viagra, the answer is probably past 74, which is how old Frank Deitsch, the boys soccer coach at Anderson County Middle School in Kentucky is. Police claim that between 2000 and 2005 there were numerous acts of sexual contact, including oral sex, between the Deitsch and his alleged victim starting when she was only 12! He now faces a whopping 62 counts of "unlawful transaction with a minor" dating back to 2002. (LEX 18) Thanks to Our Good Friend for another great link!
#168! Esmond Frazier, 25, a volleyball and boys' basketball coach at Lee High School in Florida was arrested last week, accused of having consensual sex several times with a student at the school. According to cops, Frazier admitted to detectives that he had sex with the 15-year-old girl he was tutoring. (New 4 JAX)

More Good News for the NFL: Cops Bust Mobile Strip Club at Buc's Game - It's one of those, "Why Didn't I Think of That?" ideas. Tampa police patrolling outside Raymond James Stadium on Sunday were handed a flier by some moron promoting a mobile strip club in the parking lot under the name of Déjà Vu. (A nice little service for fans bored with tailgating traditions like eating, boozing, and beating up opposing fans.) According to police, they found  several bouncers and dancers inside a 40-foot-long 1987 motor home where alcohol was being served and lap dances being conducted at $20 if the girl was topless and $40 if she was nude. Cops busted the fledging business and arrested both the "manager" of the club, Eric Monroe Terrell, and Mitchell Stone, who owns the motor home. Nice try guys! (TBO.com)

Member of Texas A&M Cavalry Arrested After Throwing Horse Manure on Texas Band - Ah, college football rivalries: they bring out the best in fans, don't they? Like John Richmond Sullivan, 20, a member of Texas A&M University's Parsons Mounted Cavalry which supports the Aggies at home games. During last weekend's game against rival Texas, Sullivan was doing a little "clean-up work" involving horse droppings and a shovel when the UT band walked by. His response was pretty typical: he grabbed a shovel full of horse manure and threw it at the Texas musicians. Ha, ha, ha. Of course, everyone and their first cousin/date saw what happened and now Mr. Sullivan has been charged with criminal mischief because the feces had to be removed by Texas A&M personnel, causing "substantial inconvenience and a pecuniary loss of $50 or more," according to the police. Translation: it cost money to get the crap out of their uniforms. (The Eagle) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!

Lawyer for Streaking Barmaid Says "Moment of Madness" Caused Her to Take Her Clothes Off During Soccer Game - Danni Adey, 26, a British barmaid who streaked in front of 19,000 fans at the first soccer match she ever attended will NOT be permanently banned from attending future games after all. Although Adey admitted running out onto the pitch wearing only her underwear a few weeks again, her lawyer told a judge her actions came in "a moment of madness". (Madness I tell you!) The judge must have felt sorry for the lass as he only fined her £200 and decided that ban on attending future games--the usual punishment for streakers these days--would be "disproportionate". At right, Danni Adey is grabbed by a helpful security guard. (BBC News)

More Minor League Hockey Hazing - Another coach in the Ontario Hockey Association is in trouble after some of his players were caught hazing new teammates. Bret Meyers, coach of the Port Hope Predators of the Ontario Junior A Hockey League was suspended for a  year and the team has been fined $4,000 after the OHA  said it found evidence that some players staged a mock brawl on city streets in which police were called, drank alcohol underage and hazed teammates. The league also says that younger players were forced to strip naked and crowd into the small washroom on the team bus on a road trip -- a ritual popularly known as "the hot box." (The Globe and Mail)

#167! Coach Accused of Biting Girl on Arm Twice, Fondling Her in Batting Cage - Is nothing sacred? Aren't the rules of batting cages spelled out for everyone? No fondling and no firearms--PERIOD! Well, apparently coach Robert Schaeffer Jr., who was the assistant junior varsity softball coach at Lehighton Area High School last year, didn't get the memo and now finds himself charged with fondling a female student who was a player on his team. According to the victim's statements, Schaeffer also bit her on the arm twice but then allegedly followed it up with a text message saying he was in love with her. (Pocono Record) Thanks to Artie Bigley for the link!
#166! Assistant Football Coach Admits to Sex With Student But Says It Was Consensual: Not If She's Underage, Coach! Kyle Rae apparently didn't consult his "Age of Consent by State Guide" before getting involved with a student. Rae is no longer an assistant football coach at Clements High School after he was arrested last week on charges that he had sex with a 15-year-old female student. Rae admitted to act, but claimed it was consensual. He was still charged with rape because the teen isn't of age to say "yes". (WAFF) Thanks to Stuart for the link!

Holy Mackerel! Bass Fisherman Accused of Cheating With Precaught Fish! Is nothing sacred anymore? We expect pro athletes to cheat, but pro fisherman? My holidays are ruined now with this story, courtesy of our buddies in Boston Karlson & McKenzie: Paul Tormanen, 39, a Missouri fisherman is accused of cheating in a professional bass tournament in Louisiana last week. How? According to reports, another competitor found bass tied to a tree before the tournament started. Rather than just remove the fish, authorities marked them (how do you mark a fish?) and then waited at the scales. At the end of the tournament, Tormanen showed up with one of the marked fish at the Bassmaster Tournament on the Red River. He now faces a felony charge of contest fraud. (WNBC)

Latest on the Vikings Love Boat Scandal: Judges Prohibits T-Shirt Sales That Mention Al and Alma - The owners of Al and Alma's Supper Club on Lake Minnetonka were granted a temporary restraining order Friday prohibiting the sale of T-shirts referring to the Minnesota Vikings party that took place on their boats. (Star Tribune)

Two New Hazing Incidents!
Marquette University Gives Men's Lacrosse Team "Death Penalty" for "Beer, Bongs, & Thongs" Party - We're always up for a good party, but aren't sure what the men's lacrosse team at Marquette was thinking when the posted pictures of their "initiation" party that showed players drinking beer, using beer bongs, and wearing nothing but tennis shows and thongs. In one photo new team members are lined up with their faces against a wall and bent over with their hands held up to their hinders. (Crack a smile for us boys!) Someone posted pictures of the party online, and an alumnus saw them and reported them to the school. Interestingly, despite the fact that no individual players have been punished, the school's administration decided that the actions constituted hazing and suspended the entire team for one year. Of course, the players insist no one was forced into the thongs, and it was all good fun . . . until some innocent bystander is blinded by the site of a 250 lb man in a thong. (Centre Daily)

Players on Girls HS Hockey Team Suspended Several Games for Alleged Hazing Incident - Once again we have a story about a HS sports team event that has parents and players divided on what actually transpired: was it hazing or harmless fun? This time, upper-class members of the Burnsville High School (Minnesota) team kidnapped new members of the varsity and took them to one player's home for what was supposed to be an innocent sleepover, where they were instead duct taped to chairs. The girls claim it was all harmless fund (those being duct taped laughed) and some parents say at least it wasn't a sexually charged hazing, but at least one mom complained, the school investigated and several players received multiple game suspensions. (KSTP)

Drunk on a Stolen Golf Cart With Keg on Board Leads Cops on Low Speed Chase, Crashes Into Police Car - If you're going to be driving a stolen golf cart on a college campus with an untapped keg of beer in the back, try not to drive into a police car with it. Oregon State University cops got a call after last weekend's football game that a man was driving a golf cart over several lawns. When the caught up with the vehicle, the driver refused to stop and the cops gave chase at 5 mph, with things ending only when the 28-year-old driver ran into a police car parked in the road to block his path. Ted Wayne Cersovski, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of intoxicants, unlawful use of a motor vehicle and two counts of reckless endangering. Although the golf cart belongs to the OSU golf team, Cersovski told cops he paid $20 to “a college guy” for it. He also faces more violations for the keg, which had no paperwork, Not surprisingly, even after he was stopped, Cersovski remained uncooperative with law enforcement, and allegedly refused field sobriety tests and later a breath test at jail. (Corvallis Gazette Times)