You're Kidding, Right? Bulgarian Gay Sex Soccer Scandal Takes Strange Turn With Inclusion of . . . a Goat? - Late last week, the Bulgarian News Agency reported that four male soccer players have been expelled from their club in Varna, Bulgaria, for having sex in the team locker room and "damaging the club's reputation." That in and of itself would not really qualify this as a BadJocks story. However, further investigation reveals that this might not be an isolated incident and that some of the players involved are more "colorful" than you might expect. According to OutSports.com, after the MAX team lost 2-0 last week and the players were slow in coming out (no pun intended) of the stadium, a trainer for the host team went into the locker room and saw the team captain, identified as "Stefan," groping the testicles of the three teammates, adding that  “He was overcome with caressing them and was paying too much attention to them." (How much attention does one pay to his teammates testicles before it becomes "too much?")  When told of the incident, the MAX coach admitted that Stefan had solicited him on at least one occasion, adding, “It seemed to me that Stefan wanted to be intimate and establish a closeness with me, but I sleep with women.” According to the report by MAX officials, it is also not the first time this foursome has done something like this: "They [the four teammates] are a bunch of big homos. They have been caught doing this before, but the coaches thought that it was just drunken horseplay.” It goes on to say that this all started at a bar called Martinitza, where the manager "found the owner of the team with two transvestites and Anton, who is a homosexual gypsy singer."  After this most recent incident in the locker room, the coach suddenly remembered another situation at a formal banquet at which the captain (Stefan) placed his hands on three teammates. “I thought they were just drunk,” said the coach. To top it all off, the coach blurted out that, “Stefan was the leader of the group, and he has in his file that he was accused and found guilty of consorting with a goat at the age of 15." (OutSports.com) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!

Dumbass of the Week? Golf Course Manager Fined for Undoing Employee's Bikini Top - You'd think that would be covered in the employee manual, but apparently not at he North Park Clubhouse in Pennsylvania. A judge fined Mitchell Brewer, who manages North Park, $325 for untying a 20-year-old worker's bikini top during a golf outing last August. According to the young lady, who worked at the bar, Brewer tried to force her to reveal her breasts to golfers attending an event at the club. When she refused, he allegedly grabbed her and untied her top. No word if Brewer was kicked in the balls after doing so, but we can only hope. (Pittsburgh Channel) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!

HS Football Player Arrested for Allegedly Having Sex on Team Bus - It's the stuff of teen movies: hunky football jock hooks up with hot high school girl in the back of the bus on the way home from a big football game . . . only this time if it actually happened the the jock could be going to jail instead of being crowned prom king! Police in Minnehaha County, South Dakota arrested 18-year old Jonathan Fischer last week and charged him with having sexual contact (none of the reports say exactly what that means) with a minor. According to the cops, about ten weeks ago, on the bus ride home from a football game in Spearfish, the Roosevelt High senior had illegal sexual contact with a girl under the age of 16 . . . below the age of consent in SD. If convicted, Fischer is looking at a maximum sentence of one year in a county jail and a $1,000 fine and would have to register as a sex offender. (Argus Leader)

Colorado Football Player and Cross Country Star Girlfriend Leave School After Allegedly Sending Racist Email - As if the University of Colorado football program needed any more controversy after coach Gary "Nothing Happened" Barnett was let go by the school, now comes word that a football player, upset over the Buffalos loss to Texas and believing that the recipient was making unwanted advances made toward his girlfriend, allegedly wrote a typo-ridden email with racist threats . . . including one to drag the guy behind a car! CU football player Clint O'Neal and his girlfriend, Jackie Zeigle, both white--received tickets for harassment and ethnic intimidation tickets after they allegedly sent the threatening message to CU student-athlete Greg Castro. Both have left the school, but claim it was for personal reasons having nothing to do with the message. Here's the complete text (minus expletives) of what was sent. Should the author even be in college? (Denver Post)
Subject: Subject: U (expletive) Spic ....... 
Message: Look here i dont no you but your (expletive) with the wrong person..I dont give (expletive) who you are u (expletive) river rat,,border hopper...I will come find you and drag you behind my (expletive) car you pieace of (expletive)..Or better yet I will come find you tonite and introduce you to the the (expletive) devil.. And that is me I dont give a (expletive) who u are.. But dont be suprised if you see a large mother(expletive) on your front door step...Just keep on (expletive) with me and my family u (expletive) bean eating peace of (expletive). (Daily Camera)

Buffalo's Barnett Gone, But Not Forgotten: Anonymous Letter Claims String of Allegations - When the football team was winning, the University of Colorado refused to fire coach Gary Barnett, despite a string of allegations against him and his team including several nasty sexual harassment charges that never went to court. But when the Buffs lost three straight games by a combined score of 130-22 the school's administration decided it had enough and let him go . . . only to have the Rocky Mountain News publish an anonymous letter outlining more than 30 allegations (some new and some old) against Barnett, his program, and the school, including that: Barnett tried to influence testimony in depositions and to the grand jury; Football players were forewarned about random drug tests; Barnett failed to discipline players and said in another instance that everything had been done to protect a player; Questions about the handling of money, particularly from football camps. Most importantly, it makes it sound like the school knew there were problems with the program and failed to act. Anyone at the NCAA reading this today want to comment? (ESPN)

#172! Junior High Gym Teacher Admits to "Extra Credit" With Female Student - James E. Solum, 28, a former physical education teacher at Shakopee Junior High School in Minnesota was charged this week in connection with a sexual relationship he allegedly had with a 15-year-old female student. According to police, Solum admitted he had "developed a close personal relationship" with the girl (who on at least two occasions allegedly went to his apartment for sex), and as a result will be charged with two counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct. (Star Tribune) Thanks to Shumpy for the link!